# Going off topic-boooooo! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2003, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259 "2003-06-25T08:24:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/81 "2003-07-23T08:06:08Z")
I KNOW THE SECRET TO GOOD CHEESE! Good cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California. ---
**Author:** ![parlo\_americano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b19c9b/32.png) [@parlo\_americano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parlo_americano)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/82 "2003-07-23T12:09:45Z")
Do you know where whipped cream comes from? Horny cows! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/83 "2003-07-23T12:11:40Z")
Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do. oh yeah, Mmmbop ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/84 "2003-07-23T12:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by parlo americano \* > \*\*Do you know where whipped cream comes from? > > Horny cows! \*\* And virgin wool comes from ugly sheep. Was that too cheesy or not cheesy enough? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/85 "2003-07-23T19:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by parlo americano \* > \*\*Do you know where whipped cream comes from? > > Horny cows! \*\* Does this mean that Swiss cheese comes from holey cows? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/86 "2003-07-23T20:02:26Z")
Monkeys love/loathe porridge. Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/87 "2003-07-23T23:35:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hoopy Frood \* > \*\*Does this mean that Swiss cheese comes from holey cows? \*\* Holy cow, I’ve never seen a holey cow before. Monkeys are smart. Too smart. One day, they will rule the world. We will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us. And when it’s too late, only those as super-duper smart as myself will be left to cry out, “YOU IDIOT. YOU FOOLS. DAMN YOUS ALL. DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!!!” ---
**Author:** ![badnews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@badnews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badnews)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/88 "2003-07-24T04:21:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wintermute \* > \*\*With strawberries? :does Homer Simpson drool thing: OMG, I loves me some brie and strawberries! And a good, sour sourdough, although a good sourdough is hard to find on the east coast. > > I also like Monterey Jack. With avocado and mayo on pumpernickel. A little salt, a little pepper… It’s better than sex! \*\* Wintermute, do you remember me? Were you the doctor over at Bryce that was in love with a nurse? Swiss, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/89 "2003-07-24T05:03:48Z")
Welcome aboard(s), **badnews**! You picked a particularly juicy thread to start with. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/90 "2003-07-24T06:40:46Z")
People, this is what the OP is talking about. We get distracted to easily. We need to get back to the original topic, cheese. Hello **badnews**. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/91 "2003-08-10T07:03:47Z")
I love me some Zinfandel. What? No, Zinfandel is red. No, red. RED! ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/92 "2003-08-10T07:07:49Z")
Shit. I’m really sorry, everyone. Is there any way that I could possibly blame this on [**NoClueBoy**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=203131)? Or is my own idiocy here just too great? ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/93 "2003-08-10T07:22:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > **Shit. I’m really sorry, everyone.** I don’t mind. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have known that I’d hijacked the thread to threadspotting. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/94 "2003-08-10T20:07:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > \*\*OMG God, **featherlou** is the Cheese…er, Woman! > > I like extra sharp Tillamook cheddar. It doesn’t have animal rennet, which is good for my vegetarian sensibilities. But the sharper you get, the more expensive, so I usually buy sharp Tillamook, which is a dollar cheaper than extra sharp. > > Also very fond of brie on nice sourdough. \*\* [Article on my great uncle Hugh Barber, master cheesemaker.](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/Barber.htm#Hugh1) I have Tillamook cheese in my blood. Unfortunately, I have Lucerne cheese in my fridge, because my husband is cheap and not terribly sentimental. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/95 "2003-08-14T06:56:47Z")
I should like to see a 1920s-style Death ray made entirely from cheese. ---
**Author:** ![DarrenS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DarrenS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarrenS)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/96 "2003-08-14T08:05:41Z")
Mmmm…Venezuelan Beaver Cheese ! ---
**Author:** ![Bren\_Cameron\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@Bren\_Cameron\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bren_Cameron_1)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/97 "2003-08-14T14:36:51Z")
What, no Wensleydale? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/98 "2003-08-14T15:21:07Z")
All right… who cut the beaver? ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/99 "2003-08-14T16:12:39Z")
I can’t stand Venezuelan Beaver Cheese: It always gives me a bladder infection. Anyone know any good remedies for Beaver Cheese Bladder Infections? ---
**Author:** ![Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beryl_Mooncalf_1)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259/100 "2003-08-15T00:42:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Anyone know any good remedies for Beaver Cheese Bladder Infections? ``` *“Beaver Cheese Bladder Inspections”* ``` . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-off-topic-boooooo/184259.md?page=6)