# Going to Salt Lake City in September
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 25, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755 "2000-08-25T19:05:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/1 "2000-08-25T19:05:25Z")
Hey everyone,
Just thought you would like to know that I will be in Salt Lake City on September 11-15. If anyone out there wants to meet or tell me some things to do. I will be cabbing around as I won’t be renting a car. You can come too, Snark.
HUGS!
Sqrl
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/2 "2000-08-25T19:25:36Z")
You could be converted! 😉
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/3 "2000-08-25T20:38:16Z")
We will probably be a couple hours drive away from SLC by then, and I know Snark doesn’t like to go out in public.
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/4 "2000-08-25T20:42:24Z")
That’s ok. I am sure he could use a good blowjob. 😉
hehehe
Sqrl
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/5 "2000-08-25T20:49:40Z")
Don’t be silly! He considers that wrong even in marriage, though I told him I am willing! 😉
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/6 "2000-08-25T20:51:26Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*
> \*\*Don’t be silly! He considers that wrong even in marriage, though I told him I am willing! 😉 \*\*
has he seen a doctor about this condition?
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/7 "2000-08-25T20:54:34Z")
Hey, I think I can cure him…😉
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/8 "2000-08-25T20:59:50Z")
It seems beneath you guys to be talking about Snark on a public message board that way.
Sqrl - You KNOW I love you. Stop that.
Anyway, there are a couple of really good malls right across from the Mormon Temple. And there is Lagoon in Farmington (right next to SLC). It’s an amusement/water park.
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### Author:  [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/9 "2000-08-25T21:03:10Z")
**sqrlcub** , not a chance in hell would I let you give me oral sex. **Vanilla** , I love you, hon, but not you either.
**Sqrl** , I won’t be there to meet you, either, because by that time I’ll be far away from SLC with **Vanilla**.
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### Author:  [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/10 "2000-08-25T21:54:13Z")
I’m speechless.
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [August 25, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/11 "2000-08-25T22:15:08Z")
Hey! Now _that’s_ entertainment!
😃
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/12 "2000-08-26T00:06:10Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by psycat90 \*
> \*\*I’m speechless. \*\*
Evidently I should have been. I feel like turning into my Grandmother and saying…“Well! Have you ever seen the likes…?”
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-salt-lake-city-in-september/30755/13 "2000-08-26T14:20:12Z")
envy is never attractive.
snark just doesn’t like assholes; figurative and literal.
He probably wouldn’t want to spend the dollar either(isn’t that your ususal price?)