# Going to try a Mad Libs game here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [June 10, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989 "2011-06-10T16:44:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/1 "2011-06-10T16:44:22Z")
In honor of the [passing of its creator.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=611889) Very easy-I’ll list the parts-of-speech clues, and first come first served for each clue (please do in order). When you are done I’ll type up the story, we’ll hopefully get a laugh. I have one of the smaller booklets. Ah, here’s a good one, “Slugs And Bile”: 1. Adjective 2. Adjective 3. Verb 4. Part of the body 5. Noun 6. Verb ending in -ing 7. Adjective 8. Noun 9. Adjective Go at it! ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/2 "2011-06-10T17:06:42Z")
**1. DELICIOUS** 2. Adjective 3. Verb 4. Part of the body 5. Noun 6. Verb ending in -ing 7. Adjective 8. Noun 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/3 "2011-06-10T17:13:43Z")
1. DELICIOUS **2. Bustling** 2. Verb 3. Part of the body 4. Noun 5. Verb ending in -ing 6. Adjective 7. Noun 8. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/4 "2011-06-10T17:16:41Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. **Masticate** 4. Part of the body 5. Noun 6. Verb ending in -ing 7. Adjective 8. Noun 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/5 "2011-06-10T17:21:01Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. Masticate 4. _ **Eye Socket** _ 5. Noun 6. Verb ending in -ing 7. Adjective 8. Noun 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/6 "2011-06-10T17:28:47Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. Masticate 4. Eye Socket 5. **Raccoon** 6. Verb ending in -ing 7. Adjective 8. Noun 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/7 "2011-06-10T17:28:57Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. Masticate 4. Eye Socket 5. raccoon 6. peddling 7. Adjective 8. Noun 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/8 "2011-06-10T17:34:53Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. Masticate 4. Eye Socket 5. raccoon 6. peddling 7. **smelly** 8. Noun 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/9 "2011-06-10T17:50:16Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. Masticate 4. Eye Socket 5. raccoon 6. peddling 7. smelly 8. **office-seeker** 9. Adjective ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/10 "2011-06-10T17:53:08Z")
1. DELICIOUS 2. Bustling 3. Masticate 4. Eye Socket 5. raccoon 6. peddling 7. smelly 8. office-seeker 9. meaty ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/11 "2011-06-10T18:05:41Z")
Okay here we go! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/12 "2011-06-10T18:21:19Z")
Sticky as a delicious piece of gum, but more slimy than one of the infamous _Fear Factor_ superworms: you might have some trouble getting ten of these sticky, bustling slugs down. They’re as big and greasy as they come. Masticate them up and put them in your eye socket 1 at a time, because they might stick in your raccoon if you cram too many at once. Keep chewing and swallowing-if you stop, they might start peddling in your mouth, and that would be really smelly. Once you’ve eaten the slugs, get ready for an office seeker of cow bile. That should cleanse your palate for the next meaty dish! * * * You know, the next one I’m going to replace a number of the defaults (they really should have more of them than 9): A Dreadful Diner 1. Title for a business 2. Internal organ 3. Verb (3rd person plural) 4. Adjective 5. Food 6. Animal 7. Verb (infinitive) 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/13 "2011-06-10T19:07:25Z")
**1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)** 2. Internal organ 3. Verb (3rd person plural) 4. Adjective 5. Food 6. Animal 7. Verb (infinitive) 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/14 "2011-06-10T19:12:54Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. **Pancreas** 3. Verb (3rd person plural) 4. Adjective 5. Food 6. Animal 7. Verb (infinitive) 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/15 "2011-06-10T19:14:36Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. Pancreas 3. **suck** 4. Adjective 5. Food 6. Animal 7. Verb (infinitive) 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/16 "2011-06-10T19:25:05Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. Pancreas 3. suck 4. **cromulent** 5. Food 6. Animal 7. Verb (infinitive) 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/17 "2011-06-10T19:35:04Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. Pancreas 3. suck 4. cromulent **5. Lutefisk** 1. Animal 2. Verb (infinitive) 3. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 4. Adjective 5. Food 6. Adverb 7. Part of human external anatomy 8. Invertebrate 9. Verb (3rd person pl.) 10. -ing verb 11. Bodily function (verb) 12. Bodily orifice 13. -ing verb 14. Verb (infinitive) 15. Piece of furniture 16. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 17. Verb (infinitive) 18. Verb (3rd person pl.) 19. Noun 20. Body part 21. Bodily function (noun) And that slug one came out remarkably coherent, all things considered. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/18 "2011-06-10T19:37:00Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. Pancreas 3. suck 4. cromulent 5. Lutefisk 6. **Whelk** 7. Verb (infinitive) 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/19 "2011-06-11T01:15:26Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. Pancreas 3. suck 4. cromulent 5. Lutefisk 6. Whelk 7. **To Bask** 8. Abstract noun (love, hate, fear, etc.) 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989/20 "2011-06-11T02:00:28Z")
1. Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s) 2. Pancreas 3. suck 4. cromulent 5. Lutefisk 6. Whelk 7. To Bask 8. **petulance** 9. Adjective 10. Food 11. Adverb 12. Part of human external anatomy 13. Invertebrate 14. Verb (3rd person pl.) 15. -ing verb 16. Bodily function (verb) 17. Bodily orifice 18. -ing verb 19. Verb (infinitive) 20. Piece of furniture 21. Part of an animal’s body (specify animal) 22. Verb (infinitive) 23. Verb (3rd person pl.) 24. Noun 25. Body part 26. Bodily function (noun) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-try-a-mad-libs-game-here/584989.md?page=2)