# Going to work

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286 "2011-02-14T06:11:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/41 "2011-02-17T05:44:56Z")

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Now that eyeman has been banned, I wonder if his real name was Ray?

Y’know, Ray Banned, Raybanned, Rayban…

Oh, never mind.

Yes, I know, keep my day job, right??

😃

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/42 "2011-02-17T11:01:08Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Jeebus, how much stapling can one woman do while poking around the house? :eek: Do you have a giant house?

I am proud of my resourcefulness and creativity.

I don’t have a tiny house, but it’s not giant, either. One story, two baths, three bedrooms. No wallpaper. Four cats.

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/43 "2011-02-17T11:04:06Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> I am proud of my resourcefulness and creativity.
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> I don’t have a tiny house, but it’s not giant, either. One story, two baths, three bedrooms. No wallpaper. Four cats.

And the staplers. Don’t forget the staplers.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/44 "2011-02-17T11:24:06Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Yes, I know, keep my day job, right??

Unless you’d rather stay home…

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/45 "2011-02-17T11:59:07Z")

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> [@bdgr](#):
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> And the staplers. Don’t forget the staplers.

Eh, only a few staplers, and I can quit any time I feel like it. ANY TIME, got that?

It’s the books that are taking over the house.

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**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/46 "2011-02-17T22:33:37Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Eh, only a few staplers, and I can quit any time I feel like it. ANY TIME, got that?
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> It’s the books that are taking over the house.

heh…That’s happening here too. Mrs Bdgr works at Half Price, and that’s like a junkie working at at a pharmacy.

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/47 "2011-02-18T13:48:32Z")

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> [@TravisFromOR](#):
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> Yeah, I have two jobs. My grocery store job, and my exterminator job (I own my own business). …

I hope you wash your hands between jobs! 😃

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**Author:** ![TravisFromOR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@TravisFromOR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TravisFromOR)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/48 "2011-02-19T00:02:09Z")

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> [@kferr](#):
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> I hope you wash your hands between jobs! 😃

I do. Money is filthy. You don’t want to know how many times I’ve been handed a wad of bills that are _wet._

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/going-to-work/571286/49 "2011-02-19T09:08:27Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Now that eyeman has been banned, I wonder if his real name was Ray?
> 
> Y’know, Ray Banned, Raybanned, Rayban…
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> Oh, never mind.
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> Yes, I know, keep my day job, right??
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> 😃

Ya know, you are damn lucky I swallow what I’m drinking before I look back at my screen. This one earned a literal spew! I woulda killed my machine, then you’d be responsible for “machine murder”!!!

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