# Golfers Personalized License Plate Ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 1, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824 "2002-07-01T13:59:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jmortenson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@jmortenson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmortenson)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/1 "2002-07-01T13:59:05Z")
Ok, let me start off this thread by saying, “ugh, golf”. The quick story is, my parents, golfreaks, just bought a new Chrysler 300M and it’s the special golf edition with golf rack in the trunk, a caddy, and a sand trap in the rear seat. They’re in their 50s and as with all of their cars, they’re getting a vanity plate. They’d like something golf related. My mom came to me with the idea “SWINGEZ” meaning that they play golf well. I tried to explain to my mom using the best and most carefully chosen words, that the foursome on the green may not be what it seems. That they may meet Larry from Three’s Company. In other words, is that really your alternate intention. On reflection, mumsy said no. So I’m looking for some other license plate-golf related ideas for them. Preferably without the double entendres. This is Minnesota so there’s a 7 character limit. So far I haven’t been very creative and here are the fruits of my efforts… O NE (Hole in one) 1110111 (Hole in ones) SREFLOG (Golfers, spelled backwards) UNDAPA (Under par with a east coast accent) Ok, i suck. Anybody have any better ones? Cheers, josh ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/2 "2002-07-01T14:05:52Z")
IX FE Um, the Roman number 9, and Fe, the chemical symbol for iron … “nine iron” … …I’ll just go back to work now, then. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/3 "2002-07-01T14:49:24Z")
4! ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/4 "2002-07-01T16:18:19Z")
‘golfcart’ ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/5 "2002-07-01T16:48:16Z")
HOLEIN1 4DaBird TgerWho CDDYSHK 🙂 NoRough ParFour or ParFore ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/6 "2002-07-01T17:28:31Z")
HACKERS/HACKERZ/HCKRS/HCKRZ DUFFERS/DUFFERZ/DUFFRS/DUFFRZ LUVGOLF UNDRPAR TEE OFF TEE UP TEETIME 18HOLZ 20THHLE (The clubhouse is the 19th hole, their luxury car could be the 20th, right?) ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/7 "2002-07-01T17:30:41Z")
LdrBord SndTrap SndWedg NoBogey Liv4Glf ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/8 "2002-07-01T18:29:01Z")
Putts ---
**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/9 "2002-07-01T18:42:40Z")
Hmm, my choice would be 3WOOD (my favorite club off the tee) or 7WOOD (ditto off of the deck) ---
**Author:** ![jacksen9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jacksen9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacksen9)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/10 "2002-07-01T20:06:41Z")
Well for me it would have to be: Hitnhuntit ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/golfers-personalized-license-plate-ideas/116824/11 "2002-07-01T22:21:15Z")
Or scare the entire country club with a lovely “PIMPIN” plate!