# Gonzomax...you are clueless

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 6, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977 "2008-06-06T04:12:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/181 "2008-06-13T18:44:51Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
So, I don’t really mean it, and will change my tune dependent entirely on the ideological perspective of the poster? Perhaps. Are we to assume that you hold yourself wholly innocent of such?  
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why no…I never claimed otherwise. I’m not the one who is saying in essence to just let annoying posts/posters go.

I definitely see you as casting the first stone…right at the rabbi’s head…

😉

-XT

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/182 "2008-06-14T03:30:41Z")

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[QUOTE=samm]  
I love you gonzomax. I love you for your absolute and utter stupidity. This is far and away the most hilarious thread I have EVER read here. Aside from the annoying side-arguers, the whole board has bonded over you and their agreement that you are the biggest imbecile the board has ever seen. Thank you!  
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Your welcome. Everybody…Can you read even a little.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/183 "2008-06-14T13:38:51Z")

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_BOOOOOM_

That is simply off the scale.

-XT

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/184 "2008-06-14T18:12:53Z")

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Really. Did you note some people were complaining because some actually defended me a bit.You need a new scale. Or a scale.; Whole boars statement is as correct as your scale. Zero.

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**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/185 "2008-06-14T19:42:30Z")

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[QUOTE=gonzomax]  
Really. Did you note some people were complaining because some actually defended me a bit.You need a new scale. Or a scale.; Whole boars statement is as correct as your scale. Zero.  
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Look, I’m still pretty new around here, and have no problem personally with you (or any other of the posters in this thread), but can you not at least concede that your posting style, as exemplified by your text quoted here, can be a tad bit confusing to understand? I am sincerely not trying to be a smart-ass when I tell you that I have no idea what you were just trying to communicate, and it’s not for the first time. (I usually only lurk in GD, as I mostly don’t have time to both support my own points with citations and investigate the claims of others.)

I know you’re a dog-lover (as am I), so you got that going for you. But please - if not for your opponents, then for those of us in the audience - try a little harder to communicate clearly. Just a little…

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/186 "2008-06-14T22:50:44Z")

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[QUOTE=gonzomax]  
Really. Did you note some people were complaining because some actually defended me a bit.  
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It was my irony meter that exploded gonzo. I’m happy for you that some defended you…but seriously, if YOU are going to gig others on their ability to read and comprehend, well…

[QUOTE=gonzomax]  
You need a new scale.  
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…then you are right. I THOUGHT I finally had an industrial strength irony meter, but you have shown me that even that can be overloaded.

[QUOTE=gonzomax]  
Whole boars statement is as correct as your scale. Zero  
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Monkey fuck nuts, Bush wobble slimy dog hoopa-doo? Yes…I see. Zero plus dwarf sex at noon in Istanbul no doubt.

-XT

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/187 "2008-06-15T00:39:37Z")

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Somebody needs to spray. the pit The mosquitoes are still here.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/188 "2008-06-15T00:43:09Z")

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Wibble wibble hopskotch katang!

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-are-clueless/451977/189 "2008-06-15T05:06:29Z")

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> **gonzomax** : Somebody needs to spray. the pit The mosquitoes are still here.

Look at it this way. The ones that keep buzzing in your ear aren’t the bloodsuckers anyway. (So don’t worry until you don’t hear anything.)

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