# Gonzomax, you surprised and disappointed me. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 2, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028 "2009-03-02T17:09:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/21 "2009-03-02T18:42:36Z")
For some people there really is a difference between gay meaning homosexual, and gay meaning stupid. Gay[sub]1[/sub] and gay[sub]2[/sub]. My gay[sub]1[/sub] friend frequently uses gay[sub]2[/sub], and scoffed at me when I tried to point out the incongruity. I find it weird, but whatever. “Faggy” is pushing it, though. The disconnect between the meanings of gay hasn’t extended that far, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Laudenum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Laudenum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laudenum)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/22 "2009-03-02T19:09:30Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Cute. Now, shove it up your ass. No thanks, thats an out hole. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/23 "2009-03-02T19:21:17Z")
> [@Laudenum](#): > > No thanks, thats an out hole. Well, it’s certainly from where you seem to be speaking. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/24 "2009-03-02T19:22:33Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > The only thing that could make the OP post more ironic is if the letters va where added to the front of the OP’s username. I’m sorry. Could you point out the irony here? I’m missing it. ---
**Author:** ![Laudenum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Laudenum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laudenum)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/25 "2009-03-02T19:23:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Well, it’s certainly from where you seem to be speaking. Typing actually - and there isn’t a human alive with buttcheeks taunt and compact enough to type. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/26 "2009-03-02T19:30:01Z")
Well, how about if they taunted them a second time? … which certainly appears to be a possibility. ---
**Author:** ![Laudenum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Laudenum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laudenum)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/27 "2009-03-02T19:34:06Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Well, how about if they taunted them a second time? > > … which certainly appears to be a possibility. D’OH!!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/28 "2009-03-02T19:47:09Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > A gay assassin in the book “The Eiger Sanction” had a small dog named Faggot. When an empty-headed woman inquired about this unusual name, the dog owner explained that it was because “he’s a bundle of nerves”. “Oh, how interesting!” the woman exclaimed. > > Somehow I don’t think that exchange made it to the movie version. Actually I think it did. I rented that a few months ago and was rather shocked by the antiquated attitudes toward homosexuals, blacks and native americans. ---
**Author:** ![Cagey\_Drifter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@Cagey\_Drifter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cagey_Drifter)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/29 "2009-03-02T19:53:41Z")
I’m not homophobic at all, but I like the words “faggy” and “fagified.” They are so evocative. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/30 "2009-03-02T20:15:23Z")
[http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html](http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html) Gee ,I must be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/31 "2009-03-02T20:16:34Z")
I guess I should stop referring to fancy coffee drinks as “fagguccinos”. Or at least stop ordering them that way at Starbucks. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/32 "2009-03-02T20:18:53Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > [http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html](http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html) Gee ,I must be wrong. Those are…uh…flamboyant. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/33 "2009-03-02T20:20:23Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > [http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html](http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html) Gee ,I must be wrong. Is that supposed to refute my OP? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/34 "2009-03-02T20:24:16Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Is that supposed to refute my OP? That is exactly what he thinks. gonzomax is a moron, and trying to follow his form of logic or argument will drive you insane. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/35 "2009-03-02T20:25:58Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > I guess I should stop referring to fancy coffee drinks as “fagguccinos”. Or at least stop ordering them that way at Starbucks. You’d be able to annunciate much better if you took the cocks out of your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/36 "2009-03-02T20:30:43Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Is that supposed to refute my OP? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/37 "2009-03-02T20:37:02Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Is that supposed to refute my OP? Well, in fairness, the pink poodle with the fairy wings _is_ pretty gay. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/38 "2009-03-02T20:45:13Z")
I’m just impressed by the quality of the drag queen showing the poodles off. IME queens usually aren’t so…_frumpy_. All in all, though, those picture definitely make me want to be a bottom, so I see his point. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/39 "2009-03-02T21:36:53Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > [http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html](http://www.funtim.com/crazy-funny-cool-poodle-haircuts.html) Gee ,I must be wrong. God _damn_, those pictures make me want to insert my penis into a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![alexandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@alexandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alexandra)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/40 "2009-03-02T21:39:45Z")
> [@Laudenum](#): > > [http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FTTD/N68~Drama-Queen-Posters.jpg](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/FTTD/N68~Drama-Queen-Posters.jpg) What is this, 4chan? Fuck’s sake. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028.md?page=3)