# Gonzomax, you surprised and disappointed me.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028 "2009-03-02T17:09:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/401 "2009-03-19T21:46:14Z")

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So. Either you’re so stupid you don’t understand that eight is larger than five, or you’ve been trolling all along. Either way, I’m done following this one.

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**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/402 "2009-03-19T22:16:07Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> I am beginning to think i can not get this to 10 pages. I am ambitious, but perhaps I overshot. I have not even made 5 yet.

Are you the mental version of Benjamin Button? You get stupider as time goes along?

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/403 "2009-03-19T22:19:12Z")

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[QUOTE=gonzomax]  
I am beginning to think i can not get this to 10 pages. I am ambitious, but perhaps I overshot. I have not even made 5 yet.  
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Did you know that there are anti-trolling policies on this board? I ask simply out of curiosity…

-XT

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/404 "2009-03-19T22:26:12Z")

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It’s okay if you’re a _faggy_ troll.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/405 "2009-03-19T22:27:49Z")

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But gonzo is definitely NOT a faggy troll…he hates faggy anything. He’s a STUPID troll.

Does that count?

-XT

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/406 "2009-03-20T14:20:02Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> Did you know that there are anti-trolling policies on this board? I ask simply out of curiosity…
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> -XT

If gonzo were a slightly less terminal grade of moron, I’d suspect he finally realized how stupid he comes off in this thread and was trying to pull the old “I was joking the whole time” bit. However, I doubt he has the (half)wit necessary to come up with the idea.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/407 "2009-03-20T16:08:21Z")

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I’m finding it hard to believe that anyone could be this stupid except on purpose. Oh, I have no doubt he IS stupid…but not this stupid. I think he’s trolling everyone in this thread, at least for the last few pages. I hope the Mods are taking note.

-XT

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gonzomax-you-surprised-and-disappointed-me/488028/408 "2009-03-20T17:26:03Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> I’m finding it hard to believe that anyone could be this stupid except on purpose. Oh, I have no doubt he IS stupid…but not this stupid. I think he’s trolling everyone in this thread, at least for the last few pages. I hope the Mods are taking note.
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> -XT

Well, I’m a generous-minded soul, so I’m willing to give gonzo the benefit of the doubt and say he may indeed be as dumb as he appears.

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