# Good and failed catch phrases from TV series **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 18, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124 "2013-09-18T03:44:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![cormac262](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@cormac262](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cormac262)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/181 "2013-09-20T16:55:32Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > Wha’ happened? > I’ve got a weal wed wagon! > I can’t do my wuurrrk! > I don’t _think_ so! Cute. (but the OP was asking about real TV series) ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/182 "2013-09-20T16:57:13Z")
Holy crap! ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/183 "2013-09-20T17:06:31Z")
Spoon! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/184 "2013-09-20T17:16:43Z")
_…chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!_ ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/185 "2013-09-20T18:08:24Z")
Holy crap on a cracker ---
**Author:** ![catnoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@catnoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catnoe)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/186 "2013-09-20T19:01:13Z")
Can’t believe no one has mentioned… ‘I aim to misbehave.’ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/187 "2013-09-20T19:34:08Z")
I don’t beLIEVE it! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/188 "2013-09-20T19:54:50Z")
Gosh, Dad! You mean it eats people? Not “eats,” Jonny. _Consumes_ them. For their _energy_! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/189 "2013-09-20T20:08:21Z")
Helloooooooo Nurse! ---
**Author:** ![want2befree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@want2befree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2befree)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/190 "2013-09-20T20:41:06Z")
Hey Hey Hey a la Dwayne and Hey Hey Hey a la Fat Albert ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/191 "2013-09-20T22:27:28Z")
I’ll take the case! “Cigarette?” “Yes, I know.” ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/192 "2013-09-21T07:19:34Z")
Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-ho ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/193 "2013-09-21T07:42:43Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-ho I’m doing well, I gotta kvell, the Yentas love us! Even Shiksas think we’re swell! ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/194 "2013-09-21T14:04:15Z")
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants! You know what? You’ve got spunk … I hate spunk. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/195 "2013-09-21T14:56:58Z")
It’s like being the only human being on a planet populated by dogs! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/196 "2013-09-21T15:36:50Z")
Good night, John-boy. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/197 "2013-09-21T15:37:47Z")
Hello, Mr Gumby! Are you the brain specialist? My brain hurts! No! Open the door and come in! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/198 "2013-09-21T15:39:10Z")
Porkchops…and applesauce… ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/199 "2013-09-21T15:45:20Z")
This is Carlton your doorman. We can rebulid him. We have the technology… Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow. Hi, neighbor! Once there were three little girls who went to the police academy… Marsha Marsha Marsha! ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Tonight\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7cd45c/32.png) [@Not\_Tonight\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Tonight_Dear)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-and-failed-catch-phrases-from-tv-series/669124/200 "2013-09-21T18:17:30Z")
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