# Good Gawd John, 80,000 posts? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080 "2017-11-29T18:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/61 "2017-12-04T22:43:56Z")
Where can we go to get you a reading comprehension subscription? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/62 "2017-12-04T22:46:18Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Well, at the very least it gets him a lifetime subscription to [Dictionary](http://www.dictionary.com/), where he will quickly learn how to spell “plaque”. > > 😉 > > ( Fighting Ignorance since 1973 usually is accompanied by literacy. ) > > Actually, it’d be pretty cool if we got an SDMB mug once we hit 100,000. You realize, of course, that there is a reason he spelled it plack? It’s a relatively new meme here. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/63 "2017-12-04T22:48:17Z")
All your placks are belong to us? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/64 "2017-12-04T22:51:09Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You realize, of course, that there is a reason he spelled it plack? It’s a relatively new meme here. I do not realize this. Please guide me towards this meme. And, apparently an apology is in order !!! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/65 "2017-12-04T23:03:36Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You realize, of course, that there is a reason he spelled it plack? It’s a relatively new meme here. Can you please explain it then? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/66 "2017-12-04T23:20:00Z")
Some [idiot troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20623597&postcount=591) spelled it that way and we all made fun of him in the omnibus troll thread. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/67 "2017-12-04T23:26:14Z")
Then we went plack-and-forth for a few pages with plack puns. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/68 "2017-12-04T23:31:49Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Some [idiot troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20623597&postcount=591) spelled it that way and we all made fun of him in the omnibus troll thread. Thank You ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/69 "2017-12-04T23:37:44Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Asks the poster with _ **3%** _ quality posts.:dubious: Some of us dream of electronic sheep, some of us dream of cracking the 1% for quality posts. _sigh_ A well-deserved pitting. It’s about time that smug bastard Mace got his! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/70 "2017-12-04T23:39:36Z")
> [@XT](#): > > Some of us dream of electronic sheep, some of us dream of cracking the 1% for quality posts. _sigh_ > > A well-deserved pitting. It’s about time that smug bastard Mace got his! This is a pitting? I didn’t even realize that. This feels like an MPSIMmings. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/71 "2017-12-04T23:41:27Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > This is a pitting? I didn’t even realize that. This feels like an MPSIMmings. Yeah, I don’t think anyone has said ‘fuck’ once so far. But at least Mace is finally getting what’s due him, after all these years. I’ve been storing up my venom for over a decade, now I finally see the board come together to unleash on him as he deserves! (This one ought to rightfully get me close to that dream of 1%…) ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/72 "2017-12-05T02:58:08Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I left in 3rd grade. I still catch myself saying “yinz guys” every now and then to the confused looks of everyone around me. I was there for 5 years 25 years ago, and the other day, a “yinz” actually slipped out! :smack: That city gets its hooks in you, it really does. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080/73 "2017-12-05T03:11:05Z")
> [@XT](#): > > Yeah, I don’t think anyone has said ‘fuck’ once so far. Well, fuckin’ allow me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-gawd-john-80-000-posts/803080.md?page=3)