# GOOD GOD Enron

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447 "2002-04-02T19:51:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/1 "2002-04-02T19:51:55Z")

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[Enron Execs Posing for PlayGIRL???](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20020402/od_nm/playgirl_dc_1)

:eek:

People PLEASE! Let’s get a hold of ourselves. The last thing I want to see is bankrupt, wrinkled ol’ peen.

blech blech blech

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/2 "2002-04-02T20:06:46Z")

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The article says “current or former male employees” not “wrinkled old guys.” I imagine they had a few fellas under retirement age working there.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/3 "2002-04-02T20:26:26Z")

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Look, dammit, do you want full disclosure or not? We have to make sure these guys are hiding _nothing_.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/4 "2002-04-02T20:27:04Z")

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“Men Of Enron”?

Let’s just shorten that to “Moron”.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/5 "2002-04-02T20:40:20Z")

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Hey, it’s all about equality. _Playboy_ has already announced that it’ll be doing a spread, so to speak, on [the women of Enron](http://money.cnn.com/2002/03/25/news/companies/playboy_enron.ap/).

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/6 "2002-04-02T22:16:14Z")

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But how much of the photos will be blackened out in the interests of “national security”? 😉

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/7 "2002-04-02T22:20:56Z")

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_snicker_  
Heh, check out Bill from Accounting.  
His assets’ a real liability.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-enron/101447/8 "2002-04-02T22:58:05Z")

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So if the Enronners they choose are hard-core bodybuilders, will they say they’re “[shredded](http://www.getbig.com/glossary/jargon.htm)”?