# Good God I'm glad I'm back in Wisconsin!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 17, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530 "2007-04-17T21:58:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/1 "2007-04-17T21:58:02Z")

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[Free beer samples in grocery and liquor stores.](http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070417/GPG0101/70417121/1207/GPGnews)

_burp_

I love this state.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/2 "2007-04-17T22:37:30Z")

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And now I can expect even more patients coming in to my office due to their 5th DUI or more. 😉

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/3 "2007-04-17T23:32:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]  
And now I can expect even more patients coming in to my office due to their 5th DUI or more. 😉  
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In Wisconsin, aren’t the first through fifth DUI’s treated by pediatricians?

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/4 "2007-04-17T23:48:09Z")

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We’ve had free samples in grocery stores for ages here in Illinois. I thought it was SOP for the whole world.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/5 "2007-04-17T23:50:59Z")

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_tries to picture free beer samples in groceries in Texas_

Nope… can’t do it. 😕

_tries to picture free beer samples in groceries in WA state_

Nope, or I’m going to the wrong groceries. 😃

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/6 "2007-04-18T00:11:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Rysdad]  
In Wisconsin, aren’t the first through fifth DUI’s treated by pediatricians?  
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Hey, I’m boarded in Family Medicine! I used to do prenatal care, deliver 'em, and take care of 'em for years after. Including little Billy’s first intoxication, Sally’s first case of trichomonas, and teach Johnny that beer bottles don’t belong _there_.

Only recently has my practice been pretty much restricted to folks 16 or older. Most of whom have gotten past their first intoxication or STD already. Although they still put things where they don’t belong.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/7 "2007-04-18T03:39:21Z")

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To put it in perspective 6oz is only 3/4cup. The stores can only give out 6oz per person per day, so you’ll have to have all your tetotaling friends ask for a sample too. I wonder if they’ll attach a strength limit to the brew, or if they’ll fumble the play.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-god-im-glad-im-back-in-wisconsin/400530/8 "2007-04-18T14:00:05Z")

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It about time we set the beer free!

I was in a grocery store in Iowa a few years ago and they had free samples of whiskey! at 11 AM!
