# Good morning **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622 "2023-02-11T16:19:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/1 "2023-02-11T16:19:10Z")
All the best. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/2 "2023-02-11T16:28:49Z")
Time just flies, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/3 "2023-02-11T16:40:14Z")
Yes, all the best time just flies. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/4 "2023-02-11T16:40:53Z")
yeah man, scary stuff. But I do not feel any older,hah. You? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/5 "2023-02-11T16:41:43Z")
Those two words don’t belong in the same sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/6 "2023-02-11T16:42:02Z")
Mornin’ to you ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/7 "2023-02-11T16:49:11Z")
What 2 words? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/8 "2023-02-11T16:52:46Z")
Probably “good” and “morning”. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/9 "2023-02-11T16:56:36Z")
the two words in your thread title ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/10 "2023-02-11T16:58:50Z")
Any morning that I am still upright is a good one. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/11 "2023-02-11T17:02:41Z")
Are you not happy? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/12 "2023-02-11T17:04:11Z")
How 'bout: 🎶🎵🎵"mornin’glory", In a real high-pitched sing songy voice? ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/13 "2023-02-11T17:06:34Z")
Around these parts, a morning glory is a bit more, ehm , woody. Still, it is a sight to behold and be proud off, and it scares ghosts away. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/14 "2023-02-11T17:07:32Z")
Oh, lordy. I need that feature. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/15 "2023-02-11T17:08:01Z")
Oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/16 "2023-02-11T17:10:35Z")
All you need is a tiny hat, and a morning woody. You place the hat on top of it (the duvet) and then you watch it move. If you are sleepy enough this is a very terrifying experience as it resembles a ghost. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/17 "2023-02-11T17:13:36Z")
How do I get myself in these predicaments? ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/18 "2023-02-11T17:14:34Z")
Step 1 -You need a penis. I think that might be a bridge too far for you-sorry. ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/19 "2023-02-11T17:17:18Z")
There have been reports of non-penis inhibited people painting the toe nails of public statues in pure rage.Maybe that could be plan B? ---
**Author:** ![JimNightshade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jimnightshade/32/3354_2.png) [@JimNightshade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimNightshade)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622/20 "2023-02-11T17:24:20Z")
But anyway, Good morning to you all, and hope you are are very happy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-morning/979622.md?page=2)