# Good news/bad news -- game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916 "2003-06-14T23:21:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/41 "2003-06-15T21:38:13Z")
The bad news is it’s made out of marshmallow. The good news is the Second Coming. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/42 "2003-06-15T21:52:38Z")
The bad news is it’s the Second Coming (double entendre?) of Chocolate Cake. The good news is you’re getting married ---
**Author:** ![mr.splitfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@mr.splitfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.splitfoot)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/43 "2003-06-15T22:33:39Z")
The bad news is, it’s to a man with a marshmallow gun who has someones BIG boyfriend chasing him through the ceremony. The good news is, you got lots of wedding gifts. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/44 "2003-06-15T22:36:35Z")
The bad news is, they’re all toasters. The good news is, you can sell the toasters on eBay. ---
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/45 "2003-06-15T23:07:58Z")
The bad news is the guy bidding on your toasters is using the handle “chocolatecake.” The good news is he’s a Power Seller! ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/46 "2003-06-16T00:10:20Z")
The bad news is, he e-mails you, and says he wants to meet at a hotel to pick up the toasters in person…and to give a paricularly heart-felt thank-you for coming to the rescue of his every toasting need. The good news is, chocolatecake gets outbid just before the mass toaster auction closes. ---
**Author:** ![mr.splitfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@mr.splitfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.splitfoot)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/47 "2003-06-16T00:30:57Z")
The bad news is, it’s by someone known as The Grapist. The good news is, the final bid is 15 times as much as you thought it would be. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/48 "2003-06-16T00:46:28Z")
the bad news is, they don’t except anything but # of blowjobs. the good news is, they caught the murderer that killed your cat. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/49 "2003-06-16T01:19:56Z")
The bad news is, assault on a pussy is only a misdameanor. The good news is that Mothership ‘Chocolatecake’ has arrived, filled with kitties that are 9 feet tall and superintelligent and came to avenge their earth brothers. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/50 "2003-06-16T01:44:19Z")
the bad news: They came to avenge their earth brothers. The good news: The toilet isn’t clogged anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/51 "2003-06-16T01:53:34Z")
The bad news: Your bum-hole is. With chocolate cake. The good news: Exlax has developed a new superpotent laxative. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/52 "2003-06-16T01:56:10Z")
The bad news: Your friend didn’t tell you he slipped it in your coke. The good news: The coke had rum in it. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/53 "2003-06-16T02:05:21Z")
The bad news is the rum has pee in it. The good news is they’re going to be giving out door prizes. ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/54 "2003-06-16T02:47:21Z")
The bad news is that two gigantic, superintelligent cats are giving out the gifts… The good news is that they left the back door ajar… ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/55 "2003-06-16T04:35:09Z")
The bad news is that’s how the wolves got in. The good news is we bought more soup. ---
**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/56 "2003-06-16T04:44:36Z")
The bad news is I dropped it on your new shag pile carpet. The good news is the stain contrasts well with your hair. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/57 "2003-06-16T04:47:42Z")
The bad news is the stain is permanent, so you’ll have to shave your head. The good news is that tires are on sale. ---
**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/58 "2003-06-16T05:26:42Z")
The bad news is they’re Firestone ATX. The good news is Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father. ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/59 "2003-06-16T05:37:17Z")
The bad news is Elton John is your’s. The good news is you’re his first heir ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-news-bad-news-game/181916/60 "2003-06-16T05:40:04Z")
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