# Good, recent bumper stickers
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 30, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647 "2007-07-30T04:18:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/1 "2007-07-30T04:18:49Z")
Just saw these today:
“The Rapture is not an exit strategy.”
“I’m already against the next war.”
What have you seen lately that made you laugh, or think?
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### Author:  [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/2 "2007-07-30T04:47:49Z")
Well, here in the Middle East, I see lots of Thank Godness and the occasional Hezbollah bumper sticker. Do they count???
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### Author:  [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/3 "2007-07-30T09:31:36Z")
[QUOTE=Dottygumdrop]
and the occasional Hezbollah bumper sticker. Do they count???
[/QUOTE]
Don’t see many of those around here.
Last summer, during the war, blue-on-white bumper stickers stating “We’re Going To Win” were very popular. A few months later, I spotted a sticker - same font, same color - that read:
“We’ll Settle On A Tie”
Cracked me up, in a morbid sort of way.
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### Author:  [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/4 "2007-07-30T12:35:57Z")
My kid is an honor student but my President is a moron.
If we aren’t supposed to eat people, why are they made of meat?
New Orleans: Proud to swim home. [Including a picture of some houses underwater]
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### Author:  [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/5 "2007-07-30T13:03:01Z")
Hardly _ever_ see bumper stickers these days.
My all-time favorite: **I think you left the stove on**
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/6 "2007-07-30T13:17:37Z")
“If you were any closer I’d be pregnant”
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### Author:  [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/7 "2007-07-30T15:04:47Z")
One day some friends and I saw a car driven by a rather cute young woman. It had the following bumper stickers:
“I’m only driving so fast because I really have to poop”
That gave us a laugh, but the next one:
“At least pull my hair if you’re going to ride my ass”
was even funnier.
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### Author:  [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/8 "2007-07-30T15:33:30Z")
On the back of a Honda Element: The Hummer “H”, and “.5”
Took me a minute, but I love it.
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### Author:  [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/9 "2007-07-30T16:05:03Z")
Every now and again I’ll print my own bumper stickers. My last two were:
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
IMPEACH OUR PRESIDENT
and, after our VP popped his friend in the face:
If you can’t trust him with a GUN
How can you trust him with a WAR?
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### Author:  [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/10 "2007-07-30T16:49:45Z")
My faves from our parking lot @ work:
“I love my country. I fear my government.”
“Who Are These Kids, And Why Are They Calling Me Mom?”
And one I’d like to do up myself…“Talk Is Cheap. Shut Up And DRIVE!”
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### Author:  [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/11 "2007-07-30T18:57:11Z")
Not a bumper sticker, but a decal that is put on your front windshield for others to see in their mirror…
[Move over!](http://imgup-lb.automotive.com:8080/files/6383729.w600.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/12 "2007-07-30T19:00:24Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Just saw these today:
“The Rapture is not an exit strategy.”
“I’m already against the next war.”
What have you seen lately that made you laugh, or think?
[/QUOTE]
I like “In case of rapture, can I have your car?”
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### Author:  [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/13 "2007-07-30T20:20:56Z")
[QUOTE=BaneSidhe]
My faves from our parking lot @ work:
…
“Who Are These Kids, And Why Are They Calling Me Mom?”
[/QUOTE]
I have that shirt. My husband and kids gave it to me for Mother’s Day.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/14 "2007-07-30T20:51:25Z")
On the back of a pickup truck: “CAUTION: I have PMS and I carry a gun”
On the back of a Rolls-Royce: “My other car is a Bentley.” That one cracked me up because I couldn’t picture somebody spending a hundred grand on a Rolls and slapping a bumper sticker on it. I also couldn’t picture someone who didn’t think owning a Rolls was “show-offish” enough, and needed to advertise that he owned a Bentley.
This one isn’t a bumper sticker, but I saw a guy on a Harley with a t-shirt that was printed upside-down. It said, “If you can read this, turn me over and put me back on my bike.”
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### Author:  [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/15 "2007-07-30T21:12:20Z")
Seen recently:
“Draft all the SUV drivers first”
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### Author:  [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/16 "2007-07-30T23:39:57Z")
January 20, 2009
End of an error.
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### Author:  [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/17 "2007-07-31T01:06:04Z")
Two recent ones:
- “Be nice, or we’ll bring democracy to your country.”
- “That’s okay. I wasn’t using my civil liberties anyways.”
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### Author:  [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/18 "2007-07-31T01:53:33Z")
“Republicans for Voldemort”
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### Author:  [@Bad\_Samaritan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Samaritan)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/19 "2007-07-31T06:11:26Z")
**John McCain for President of Mexico**
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### Author:  [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)
#### Post date: [July 31, 2007, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/20 "2007-07-31T06:42:45Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]
On the back of a Honda Element: The Hummer “H”, and “.5”
[/QUOTE]
In the back window of an Element:
“You’ve just been passed by a shoe box.”
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