# Good, recent bumper stickers
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 30, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647 "2007-07-30T04:18:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/41 "2007-08-03T21:38:34Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
It’s [true](http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/images/bush_ring-of-power.jpg), too!
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😃
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### Author:  [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/42 "2007-08-03T23:06:14Z")
[QUOTE=groman]
I saw a bright red sticker that said “If this bumper sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast”. It took me a second, and then I choked on my coffee. 😃😃😃
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Is that a play on redshift /blueshift ?
Declan
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### Author:  [@groman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groman)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/43 "2007-08-03T23:42:13Z")
[QUOTE=Declan]
Is that a play on redshift /blueshift ?
[/QUOTE]
Yep, blueshift. Back of the envelope guess is that you’d have to be closing in 1/3rd of the speed of light to actually blue shift visible red into blue
Just saw a different one today (same phrase, different typeface)
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### Author:  [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/44 "2007-08-04T05:49:52Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
It’s [true](http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/images/bush_ring-of-power.jpg), too!
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Then why is Bush visible?
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### Author:  [@FlyingCowOfDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingCowOfDoom)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/45 "2007-08-04T06:19:35Z")
[QUOTE=Autumn Almanac]
I’ve always wanted to see “I’d rather be driving.”
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I had that on my first car, back when I was a teenager. I thought it was hilarious. Looking back I wonder WTF was so funny…
–FCOD
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### Author:  [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/46 "2007-08-04T06:26:10Z")
[QUOTE=longhair75]
“Republicans for Voldemort”
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Oh god, I want that bumper sticker so bad!
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### Author:  [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/47 "2007-08-04T19:18:09Z")
Saw a couple today, that weren’t really funny on their own, but coupled with what I guess was the vanitey plate on the car became hysterical. The bumper stickers were:
Life is a witch, and then you fly
Magic Happens
The vanitey plate was:
666 NRG 😃
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### Author:  [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/48 "2007-08-04T23:24:47Z")
Not a bumper sticker, but I recently saw a Mini Cooper with a ‘key’ in the back of it. The key spun in the wind, and the effect made it look like an old fashioned wind-up car. A little twee for my tastes, but I was still impressed with the creativity.
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### Author:  [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/49 "2007-08-04T23:32:15Z")
I got my husband one that reads “My wife’s other car is a broom” but he’s too picky about his Prius to put a bumper sticker on it.
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### Author:  [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/50 "2007-08-04T23:48:06Z")
[QUOTE=longhair75]
“Republicans for Voldemort”
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[QUOTE=Mosier]
Oh god, I want that bumper sticker so bad!
[/QUOTE]
Go on, [make yourself happy!](http://www.goats.com/store/stickers.html)
Sailboat
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### Author:  [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/51 "2007-08-05T02:17:18Z")
Honk if You’re Jesus
Your Daughter LOVES this car
SATAN INSIDE (Based on “Intel Inside” Logo)
I wouldn’t drive a Hummer if you gave me one…
Seen on a rusted out beater - “This car cost me $150,000 - It was awarded to me after the divorce”
FML
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/52 "2007-08-05T02:22:52Z")
“Republicans for Voldemort” buttons were all over Comic-Con this year.
I’ve seen a variation of **Jeep’s Phoenix’s** sticker that says:
\*\*Alcohol Tobacco Firearms
Should be a convenience store, not a government agency! \*\*
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### Author:  [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/53 "2007-08-05T03:50:13Z")
“I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE”
(awesome trade)
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### Author:  [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/54 "2007-09-02T03:42:37Z")
**Tricky Dick and his pet monkey**
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### Author:  [@RedRosesForMe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedRosesForMe)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/55 "2007-09-02T04:02:41Z")
Saw this recently at a porn store:
I Found Jesus
He was behind the couch the whole time.
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### Author:  [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/56 "2007-09-02T04:05:46Z")
[QUOTE=Gatopescado]
On my Jeep:
“Jesus would want you to think for Yourself”
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I love That one. A family came in the store today and the Mom had a purse with a Bible verse and the teenage son had a “praise Jesus” Tshirt. My gut reaction was " Oh Man, that’s really too bad"
My friend gave me one that said
Pro Life and Pro War?
I’m anti-hypocrite thanks!
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### Author:  [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/57 "2007-09-02T04:10:20Z")
I saw one a week or so ago that said:
Bush/Cheney '04
No billionaire left behind. No child left a dime.
That one had me snickering for quite a while.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/58 "2007-09-02T04:24:16Z")
Beware a man of one book. -English proverb
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/59 "2007-09-02T22:34:54Z")
An older one I saw in our parking lot & still like first appeared in late 2004:
Re-defeat George Bush
Kinda says it all.
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### Author:  [@PandaMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaMom)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-recent-bumper-stickers/413647/60 "2007-09-03T03:48:12Z")
My husband and I saw this one while driving cross country:
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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