# Good responses to "that's a non sequitur"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 4, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733 "2016-08-04T12:18:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733/41 "2016-08-05T20:59:52Z")

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“I’m going to report you for sequitur harassment.”

“Why, thank you! By telling me I do not follow, you’ve called me a leader.”

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733/42 "2016-08-06T01:05:40Z")

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“Sequitur? I hardly knew 'er!”  
mmm

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733/43 "2016-08-06T01:36:53Z")

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Respond with either:

“What? Did I say that out loud?”

Or

“RUBBER CHICKEN!”

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733/44 "2016-08-06T01:47:18Z")

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You are soooooo sexy when you speak French!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2016, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-responses-to-thats-a-non-sequitur/761733/45 "2016-08-06T01:48:02Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> My hovercraft is full of eels.

Or just memorize this thread

> **[Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560831)**
>
> But our sales would plummet!

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