# Good stripper music

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 21, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494 "2004-10-21T21:29:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![King\_Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@King\_Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Friday)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/1 "2004-10-21T21:29:14Z")

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I’m putting together a CD or two for the strippers to get down to at a party. I have the usuals…Natural One, Closer, Girls, Girls, Girls…gimme some more.

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**Author:** ![Mithril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mithril/32/3517_2.png) [@Mithril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mithril)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/2 "2004-10-21T21:31:52Z")

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Hot for Teacher

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/3 "2004-10-21T21:33:51Z")

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Perfect Gentleman by Wyclef Jean  
Stroke It by Clarence Carter

Actually, don’t strippers usually bring their own music? It would seem they’ll dance best to music they know and like. Did you ask them?

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/4 "2004-10-21T21:34:21Z")

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All-time #1 stripper song: Jamie’s Cryin’.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/5 "2004-10-21T21:36:19Z")

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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/6 "2004-10-21T21:37:07Z")

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Divinyls-I Touch Myself

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**Author:** ![King\_Friday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@King\_Friday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Friday)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/7 "2004-10-21T21:39:08Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Actually, don’t strippers usually bring their own music? It would seem they’ll dance best to music they know and like. Did you ask them?

Well, the first bachelor party, they did. The second, they didn’t. I just want to be prepared. And no, I don’t remember what songs they played…other things going on…

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/8 "2004-10-21T21:45:25Z")

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Loreena McKennitt has a lot of good stripper songs. Kind of Middle Eastern. “Marco Polo” is a good one.

Madonna: Candy Perfume Girl

Tommy James & The Shondells - Crimson and Clover

DJ Krush and Deborah Anderson - Skin Against Skin (this is on the La Femme Nikita soundtrack)

That’s all I can think of right now.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/9 "2004-10-21T21:50:29Z")

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Bloodhound Gang-A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/10 "2004-10-21T22:31:52Z")

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Don’t forget the David Rose classic [The Stripper](http://members.fortunecity.com/ajsmidi/theme/midi/stripper.mid).

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/11 "2004-10-21T22:45:36Z")

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“Sex and Candy” - Marcy Playground.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/12 "2004-10-21T22:46:04Z")

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You Can Leave Your Hat On. The Joe Cocker version is best.

Have fun.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/13 "2004-10-21T22:49:19Z")

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“Kiss” - by Prince

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/14 "2004-10-21T23:04:43Z")

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Godsmack - Voodoo.  
I don’t care too much for the song, but it works perfectly for stripping, I’m told.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/15 "2004-10-21T23:07:26Z")

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For some reason, **Here Comes the Rain Again** by the Eurythmics always seemed like a good stripper song to me. Very sultry, smoky, with a seductive beat.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/16 "2004-10-21T23:08:32Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Now that’s just sick!!! 😉

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/17 "2004-10-21T23:23:54Z")

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Black Velveteen - Lenny Kravitz

When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000

Ozzy Ozbourne - No More Tears

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/18 "2004-10-21T23:39:05Z")

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If some 70’s funk isn’t out of the question, “Fire,” “Skin Tight,” and/or “Love Rollercoaster,” all by the The Ohio Players. (Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be surprised if their big album was inspired at least in part by going to strippers.)

The Happy Mondays made big, stupid, beat-happy party music: “Step On,” “Kinky Afro,” “Mad Cyril,” “Hallelujah (club mix),” etc…

The best single stand-alone track I can think of would have to be “Unfinished Sympathy” by Massive Attack. I can’t imagine this going wrong with either the dancer(s) or audience.

Great for a tease by title only: “Totally Nude” by Talking Heads. Not a bad song, but not great stripper fare, either.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/19 "2004-10-21T23:41:54Z")

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Jane Russell singing “Ain’t There Anyone Here for Love?” from _Gentlemen Prefer Blondes._

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-stripper-music/270494/20 "2004-10-21T23:57:01Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> Ozzy Ozbourne - No More Tears

Hee. Lord… hee. You do know that song is about killing a stripper/escort, don’t you?

Or did I get whooshed? Wouldn’t be the first time, I’m afraid.

> [@Eve](#):
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> Jane Russell singing “Ain’t There Anyone Here for Love?” from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

Trust Eve to try and class up the joint.

Woman, we want strippers and poles and Motley Crue and beer. You keep that classy stuff to yourself before people start gettin’ ideas.

😉

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