# Good Sunday Morning Average United State Siders. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591 "2011-12-17T23:46:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/41 "2011-12-20T15:24:04Z")
The largest state in what? Australia? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/42 "2011-12-20T15:36:44Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > The largest state in what? Australia? There’s some hidden stuff in that post. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/43 "2011-12-20T15:51:27Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > There’s some hidden stuff in that post. Hidden? Or just obfuscated? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/44 "2011-12-20T16:01:42Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Actually, the largest state is WA. You _almost_ got me there! But I see enough WA addresses in our data that I caught on. (And I didn’t see the hidden text until I started to post just now.) ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/45 "2011-12-20T16:12:35Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Hidden? Or just obfuscated? You’re all over that one, like white on rice. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/46 "2011-12-20T16:41:08Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Thong bikini or thong sandal? Bikini. If it was a sandal, it would be thongs, plural. Unless Australians only wear one, in which case they’d be ‘oppin’ 'round like kangaroos. ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/47 "2011-12-20T17:44:39Z")
> [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](#): > > I thought we were the Alabamans of the Commonwealth? > [@Ogre](#): > > Hey! **Ogre** is clearly one of the _smart_ Alabamans… he realizes “Alabaman” is a grievous insult. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/48 "2011-12-20T18:48:03Z")
> [@stpauler](#): > > I think David Sedaris said it best when he called Australia “Canada… in a thong”. AGH! Mind picture! Mind picture! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/49 "2011-12-20T21:26:25Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > AGH! Mind picture! Mind picture! Why settle for a mental image when [Humon has done the work for you](http://satwcomic.com/the-canadian-siblings)? We probably need an “evil” smiley. ---
**Author:** ![perfectparanoia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@perfectparanoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/perfectparanoia)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/50 "2011-12-20T21:36:38Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Who recommends MolsonLabattMoosehead? It’s Preferred Regional Beer\* all the way, baby! > > \*Big Rock. Waterloo Dark I don’t know anyone under the age of 50 who drinks MolsonLabattMoosehead. Blech. ---
**Author:** ![Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3e96dc/32.png) [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dennis_Arthur_PERRETT)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/51 "2011-12-20T22:13:29Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > **Ogre** is clearly one of the _smart_ Alabamans… he realizes “Alabaman” is a grievous insult. Really. Is that right! You see I wouldn’t know having never been to Alabama and all… ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/52 "2011-12-20T22:58:55Z")
> [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](#): > > Really. Is that right! You see I wouldn’t know having never been to Alabama and all… Well, to be fair, I really shouldn’t point fingers. I was born and raised in Iowa. It’s a little-known fact that IOWA is an acronym: Idiots Out Wandering Around. ---
**Author:** ![Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3e96dc/32.png) [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dennis_Arthur_PERRETT)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/53 "2011-12-21T00:41:36Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > Well, to be fair, I really shouldn’t point fingers. I was born and raised in Iowa. It’s a little-known fact that IOWA is an acronym: Idiots Out Wandering Around. To be fair, I wouldn’t know one state from another, they all just blend into one big bunch of wankers worth having a dig at. Well that’s what that them wanker Canadians tell me. Iowa, isn’t that where that wanker Radar O’Reilly hails from? Alabama, isn’t that where that wanker with the name of Earl from? Canada, isn’t that a place where US wankers go to get better health care? Australia, well our number one wanker died in a stingray accident, so there’s no paying us wankers out any more. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591/54 "2011-12-21T01:39:45Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > Why settle for a mental image when [Humon has done the work for you](http://satwcomic.com/the-canadian-siblings)? > > We probably need an “evil” smiley. Close, but they aren’t pasty and flabby enough. > [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](#): > > \ > Canada, isn’t that a place where US wankers go to get better health care? > \ Well, they try, but we don’t let 'em. IOWA - Idiots Out Wanking Around? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-sunday-morning-average-united-state-siders/606591.md?page=2)