# Good thing he's a carpenter.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 27, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-thing-hes-a-carpenter/797426 "2017-09-27T14:40:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-thing-hes-a-carpenter/797426/1 "2017-09-27T14:40:59Z")

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Maybe Jesus [can get a good deal on a ceiling repair](https://boingboing.net/2017/09/25/watch-man-in-jesus-costume-ge.html).

(The most entertaining church blooper since [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L8rcgP_jJY).)

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-thing-hes-a-carpenter/797426/2 "2017-09-27T15:55:29Z")

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Hmm . I don’t recall that being on the usual list of stations of the cross.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-thing-hes-a-carpenter/797426/3 "2017-09-27T17:04:15Z")

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Jesus can walk on water; why’s he taking the escalator?

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-thing-hes-a-carpenter/797426/4 "2017-09-27T18:25:06Z")

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LOL that had to happen when the poor guy was in full costume. I wonder if he reported that damage to anybody?

I wonder what the back story is on the church celebration blooper? Is that actually done routinely in church?

I saw immediately that there was a high probability that statue would topple over. I’m surprised they’d attempt that in a crowded church.