# Good vibes needed for ClogDad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 14, 2002, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994 "2002-05-14T10:38:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/101 "2003-07-20T22:10:32Z")

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That’s excellent news! Go **ClogDad**! Continued prayers for good health.

Happy Melek (it’s the only word I remember in Dutch.)

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/102 "2003-07-21T00:29:43Z")

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Melek? That’s funny, cause it’s not a Dutch word _I_ know. 🙂

Melk (milk) perhaps?

Thanks for the good wishes, all. **gum** , always good to see another Dutchman join the boards!

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**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/103 "2003-07-21T00:34:13Z")

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Good thoughts to you and the family, Coldfire.

(damnable Dutch… they’re plotting to take over this board I tells ya!) 😃

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/104 "2003-07-21T01:08:50Z")

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Excellent news, **Coldie**. Always nice to hear a good ending to things. A bit of a caravan trip should boost his spirits.

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/105 "2003-07-21T04:44:19Z")

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Yep. Good deal, mate, and good to hear it.

Get that man out of the house for a little activity, and the change of scenery.

[sub]When he’s ready for more strenuous exercise, I recommend making Depends jokes. Chasing you around the house with a baseball bat will give him a decent workout.[/sub]

😃

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/106 "2003-07-21T05:46:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Melek? That’s funny, cause it’s not a Dutch word _I_ know. 🙂
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> Melk (milk) perhaps?
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Ok, so the only word I can remember, I can’t spell!  
Yep, I was shooting for milk. Is it at least pronounced like melek? That’s what I remember and I was spelling it phonetically. Yah, that’s it.

[/dutch milk hijack]

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/good-vibes-needed-for-clogdad/108994/107 "2003-07-21T14:25:03Z")

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That’s about right, phonetically. Your memory is not that bad. 🙂

Technically, it IS pronounced “melk”, but as we do with a lot of double consonants, we toss in a phonetic vowel to make the word flow more easily. And to hopelesly confuse foreigners!

Skeezix, I’ll remember those Depends jokes, although my dear sister has already covered the market on those. As stated, gallows humour is highly valued in our family: she made sure my father was sent a test package of Depends the day he was released from the hospital. 😃

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