# Goodbye redheads: they could be extinct within 100 years

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 23, 2007, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584 "2007-08-23T00:49:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/41 "2007-08-23T15:17:47Z")

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I was going to reply individually, but it’s more efficient this way:

All you redheads avowing intents to pass along your genetics as a heritage, please provide photo evidence of your redhead status.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/42 "2007-08-23T15:21:03Z")

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[QUOTE=CaerieD]  
We’re not in danger of being wiped out–_we’re taking over_.  
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Yay!

Er, I mean, how interesting.

:: joins lineup of potential suitors for **Anise** , **pbbth** , **missbunny** , **Elizabeth Kucinich** , etc, etc ::

[sub]I brake for Asian women; I back up six plocks for redheads…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/43 "2007-08-23T15:28:37Z")

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I don’t want no babies, but here’s proof of my redheadedness. It’s actually brighter than that; the filter on the picture toned it down a little.

Did I say I was _really_ white or what? :eek:

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/44 "2007-08-23T17:02:23Z")

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My mother was a redhead, but it seems to have passed over the rest of the family except for one of my nieces. I’ve always thought of my hair as brown, but I recently had a friend tell me that it has some faint red highlights, so I may be carrying the recessive redhead gene.

In light of this, I will gladly offer my services to any Doper redheads who wish to pass this on to the next generation.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/45 "2007-08-23T18:40:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]  
My colouring is actually pretty similar to his, although my hair is lighter. I just did a Google Image search and he does look quite ginger in [some](http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/ewan+mcgregor.jpg) of the [photos](http://www.nndb.com/people/039/000022970/ew.jpg).  
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Mmm, Ewan McGregor. What were we talking about again? 😃

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/46 "2007-08-23T18:51:49Z")

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[QUOTE=missbunny]  
I don’t want no babies, but here’s proof of my redheadedness. It’s actually brighter than that; the filter on the picture toned it down a little.

Did I say I was _really_ white or what? :eek:  
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I think **Scuba Ben** meant proof of _natural_ redheadedness.

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/47 "2007-08-23T19:11:36Z")

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[QUOTE=saoirse]  
I think **Scuba Ben** meant proof of _natural_ redheadedness.  
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😕 What’s that supposed to mean?

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/48 "2007-08-23T19:14:36Z")

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Are you familiar with the phrase “Does the carpet match the drapes?”

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/49 "2007-08-23T19:17:57Z")

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Yes I am, but **saoirse** has no reason to believe that I am an ill-decorated boudoir.

😕😕

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/50 "2007-08-23T19:22:20Z")

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Ohhh, in other words you’d be wanting 70s porn proof.

I see now. I thought my honor was being besmirched.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/51 "2007-08-23T19:33:41Z")

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😃

I would never besmirch the honor of a redhead.

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/52 "2007-08-23T19:34:16Z")

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When I was in high school I dated a redhead. We were making out in the back seat of my car and I had just discovered that she was a “natural”. Then the radio started playing _Strawberry Fields Forever_.

> [@](#):
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> Let me take you down, 'cos I’m going to, Strawberry Fields

I looked down, turned to look at the radio, looked back down, looked at her face and then we both started laughing.

From then on, whenever she was feeling amorous she would whisper in my ear, “Strawberry Fields.”

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/53 "2007-08-23T19:37:50Z")

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[QUOTE=LurkMeister]  
😃

I would never besmirch the honor of a redhead.  
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Thank you, but still:

NO PORN FOR YOU!

🆒😉

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/54 "2007-08-23T19:49:14Z")

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I’m a brunette with some recessive redhead going on. Dark brown hair + enough sunlight = lots and lots of red highlights. It runs in the family, though; many of my relatives on my mom’s side have red or reddish hair, and my blonde brother has a red beard when it grows out. Everyone seems to have a little bit of red hinting at an emergence on my mom’s side, but bright redheads are uncommon. Strangely enough, on the other side of the family, we have dark brown and white blonde as the major hair colors.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/55 "2007-08-23T19:49:39Z")

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☹

Not even a peek? It’s my birthday…really, it is

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/56 "2007-08-23T19:56:47Z")

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[QUOTE=saoirse]  
I think **Scuba Ben** meant proof of _natural_ redheadedness.  
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I’m not picky. 😉

Actually, I was trying to pre-empt an anticipated 423 separate posts of “U got pix?”

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/57 "2007-08-23T19:59:50Z")

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Marcie is a natural red head. Marcie is hot.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/58 "2007-08-23T20:31:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by **saoirse**  
> _I think Scuba Ben meant proof of natural redheadedness._

So, what, he needs pictures of my eyebrows?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/59 "2007-08-23T22:01:45Z")

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First the Baiji dolphins, now the redheads? Well, I married a redhead, so I’m doing my part.

Before that I used to screw Baiji dolphins, so you can’t pin that one on me, either.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye-redheads-they-could-be-extinct-within-100-years/416584/60 "2007-08-23T22:15:44Z")

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[QUOTE=missbunny]  
I don’t want no babies, but here’s proof of my redheadedness. It’s actually brighter than that; the filter on the picture toned it down a little.

Did I say I was _really_ white or what? :eek:  
[/QUOTE]

You look pretty good for 99.

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