# GOODBYE **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357 "2000-06-14T16:46:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/1 "2000-06-14T16:46:28Z")
I can’t put up with all this anymore–I enjoyed posting to this board for a while, but it’s no longer any fun. GOOD BYE. Zarathustra ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/2 "2000-06-14T16:50:09Z")
Sorry to see you go. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/3 "2000-06-14T16:52:01Z")
So Spoke Zarathustra. ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/4 "2000-06-14T16:52:25Z")
And are you going to say hello on your second post? ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/5 "2000-06-14T16:54:45Z")
Just breaks your heart when someone with 1 post leaves doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/6 "2000-06-14T16:55:48Z")
I had this really neat oneliner, but I seem to have forgotten it. Something about a door and an ass… ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/7 "2000-06-14T16:57:54Z")
I for one am absolutely devastated. :rolleyes: Coldy Clogs, shouldn’t you be watching football? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/8 "2000-06-14T17:01:02Z")
Moosie! Shouldn’t you be writing personal ads? 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/9 "2000-06-14T17:22:32Z")
Ah, Zarathustra, I hardly knew ya. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/10 "2000-06-14T17:55:22Z")
I thought the line or song or whatever was “Thus spake Zarathustra.” It doesn’t really matter, as s/he didn’t actually say anthing, just typed. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/11 "2000-06-14T18:06:18Z")
I would have posted to this thread sooner, but I was busy changing into all black clothing. I would type more, but the requisite 30 days of mourning is leaving my tear ducts quite dehydrated and I need to fill up on water so I may continue to express my sorrow. Be strong people, be strong. ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/12 "2000-06-14T18:08:01Z")
Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way… OUCH… that musta hurt… ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/13 "2000-06-14T18:19:35Z")
Yawn! What a putz. Somebody pass the bean dip. ---
**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/14 "2000-06-14T18:25:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I had this really neat oneliner, but I seem to have forgotten it. Something about a door and an ass… > \*\* **Coldie** , How’s this? _Don’t let the door hit ya where the lord split ya!_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/15 "2000-06-14T18:30:31Z")
> [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > I had this really neat oneliner, but I seem to have forgotten it. Something about a door and an ass… > > \*\* > Coldie, > > How’s this? > > Don’t let the door hit ya where the lord split ya! > \*\* Had I known the guy and found him as objectionable as y’all seem to, I probably would have gone for the simpler approach… There’s the door, you ass, now leave. There’s just something so unoriginal about the ‘good lord split ya’ line. 😛 -dook ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/16 "2000-06-14T18:36:46Z")
Zarathustra – I’m new to the board, do you have any tips for me? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/17 "2000-06-14T18:37:04Z")
Actually, since Nietzche spoke German, it’s properly written, “Also Sprach Zarathustra.” ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/18 "2000-06-14T18:37:07Z")
Maybe this is some sort of experiment, sort of like that Seinfeld episode with the wedding in India. Zara’ will act bitter and hostile for a while now, then gradually become relaxed and have fun, contributing and making friends. After about 800 posts or so, Zara’ will start asking about felching and -gry, and refer to him/herself as a newbie. Post 850 will say, “Hello,” and by then, everyone else in on the joke will welcome him/her to the board. I, for one, am looking forward to it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/19 "2000-06-14T19:04:37Z")
And there’s always the 2 Live Crew version: Don’t let the doorknob hit you Where the dog should’ve bit you! ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/20 "2000-06-14T19:06:35Z")
Dammit, you were one of my favorite posters. Keith [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357.md?page=2)