# GOODBYE **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357 "2000-06-14T16:46:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/61 "2000-06-16T14:27:49Z")
I am severely put out. After having the gall to threaten to flame me to within an inch of my life, putz boy here doesn’t even list me in his roll call post. Guess accuracy is a bit much to ask from the cross-eyed, sock puppet offspring of a mangy donkey and a syphilitic camel. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/62 "2000-06-16T14:29:41Z")
Come on over here, Zarathustra. I’ll give you a good squicking. You’ll have something good in your head for a change. ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/63 "2000-06-16T15:59:35Z")
Myndephuquer, I can respect that in that particular context. I reserve the right to use a long-unused word on you at some unspecified point in the future, you understand. Delta-9, I wasn’t asking UncleBeer to close the thread, I was merely pointing out that he had that ability. Mr. Cynical, that would be a nice change. Your mom should doesn’t seem to know about FDS spray. Zarathustra ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/64 "2000-06-16T16:03:56Z")
[QUOTE] \*\* > [@](#): > > "But if I say goodbye, and I am a person who honors her word, don’t I actually have to leave? > \*\* Sorry, guys, this was the point I meant to make to the Z sock. I guess I buried it too deep for him/her to get my meaning. I was trying to be gentle. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/65 "2000-06-16T16:03:57Z")
Boo hoo hoo! Zarathustra insulted my mamma! Boo hoo hoo! ::squick, squick:: There you go, try again. ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/66 "2000-06-16T16:05:18Z")
Whoops, omit “should” in the above post. Speaking of bad smells, that reminds me of Mullinator’s earlier remark: > [@](#): > > Much like indigestion after a plate of enchiladas, you are just an irritating side effect that will eventually go away and be forgotten. Nah, I consider myself to be that kind of indigestion that follows drinking unboiled water in a third world country. The gift that keeps on giving. Zarathustra ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/67 "2000-06-16T16:08:10Z")
Great comeback, Mr. Cynical. What’s a “squick”, BTW, just so I know what horrors I’m currently undergoing? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/68 "2000-06-16T16:29:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Have at 'em kids; I can send it to the pit if you like. > \*\* Would you ? Please UncleBeer, I promise to be a very good little kitty for at least thirty seconds after it hits there. There are some things I want to say that even I won’t say here in MPSIMS ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/69 "2000-06-16T16:36:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Great comeback, Mr. Cynical. What’s a “squick”, BTW, just so I know what horrors I’m currently undergoing? > \*\* [Look here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27489) It’s toward the bottom of the page. Happy hunting. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/70 "2000-06-16T16:43:40Z")
I do not squick. I usually pluck out an eye. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/71 "2000-06-16T20:03:55Z")
Then you have the wrong name Myndephuquer . 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/72 "2000-06-16T20:55:55Z")
I just do it one lobe at a time. ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/73 "2000-06-16T21:41:09Z")
Zar… or should I call you MR. Clownboy? Eh, whichever… First of all, I have yet to be flamed on here. Well, except for your super lame attempt earlier. Hmm \ Yep, I was right the first time. Secondly, I have never even seen your name around here except for this thread and this sad attempt at attention. If your going away… THEN GO. Like I said earlier… Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way OUCH… damn… that musta hurt. AGAIN. Third… anyone who knows me well KNOWS that the words “please stop” or “please don’t hurt me” ISN’T in my vocabulary… 😉 Lastly… I believe you said to watch my ass? Well, tell you what… you first… and while your down there don’t forget to pucker up. ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/74 "2000-06-17T04:02:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > Great comeback, Mr. Cynical. What’s a “squick”, BTW, just so I know what horrors I’m currently undergoing? > > \*\* > > [Look here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27489) > > It’s toward the bottom of the page. Happy hunting. > \*\* My. I guess we learn something new every day. Funny thing, though, is I didn’t even have a headache. Are you sure that you’re long enough even to penetrate the cranial sac? Zarathustra ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/75 "2000-06-17T04:05:10Z")
Well since your such a pinhead, I’m sure it would be no problem for even an ant. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/76 "2000-06-17T04:08:41Z")
So, Z, do you people actually **watch** those _Adventures of Mary Kate and Ashley_ videos, or just display them proudly in in your living room? ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/77 "2000-06-17T04:11:42Z")
You better belive he watches them. but that isnt the scary part, its what he does while watching them. picture a rabid monkey spankin it like it was the end of the world. Squick Squick ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/78 "2000-06-17T04:15:54Z")
[QUOTE] \*\* > [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > "But if I say goodbye, and I am a person who honors her word, don’t I actually have to leave? > > \*\* > > Sorry, guys, this was the point I meant to make to the Z sock. I guess I buried it too deep for him/her to get my meaning. > > I was trying to be gentle. > > Scotti > \*\* Scotticher–you mean you _are_ leaving? Then why don’t you get your own “goodbye” thread? Zarathustra ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/79 "2000-06-17T04:21:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Well since your such a pinhead, I’m sure it would be no problem for even an ant. > \*\* You know, if you actually got my Zippy the Pinhead reference earlier and are referring to that, I can admire your “flame”. Otherwise . . . \ . . . ---
**Author:** ![Zarathustra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/898d66/32.png) [@Zarathustra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zarathustra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357/80 "2000-06-17T04:25:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > … anyone who knows me well KNOWS that the words “please stop” or “please don’t hurt me” ISN’T in my vocabulary… 😉 > > Lastly… I believe you said to watch my ass? Well, tell you what… you first… and while your down there don’t forget to pucker up. > > \*\* You’re coming on to me, aren’t you? You minx. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goodbye/22357.md?page=5)