# Goofiest (Dance ?) Moves in a Music Video

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**Created:** [July 17, 2024, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371 "2024-07-17T08:00:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/1 "2024-07-17T08:00:34Z")

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I was watching the music video for **Journey** ’s _Separate Ways_ and was absolutely mesmerized by the drummer’s… body language during the first verse.

First, he looks like he’s kind of struggling just to retain balance.  
Then, at 1:14 he does this thing with his arms that makes him look like a lazy panda with motor skills disorder half-assedly trying to wave flies away.

_[Break those chains that bind you.](https://youtu.be/LatorN4P9aA?t=67)_

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/2 "2024-07-17T09:24:07Z")

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That’s nothing. The drummer for Live in the clip for “I Alone” - that’s the guy without the drums - spends the clip stomping around in the background in a vaguely threatening manner for no goddam reason.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FNrQOUtXYOo/maxresdefault.jpg "Live - I Alone") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrQOUtXYOo2)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/3 "2024-07-17T09:53:50Z")

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![](https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM2FtNmR2NzBvYzhocDZ2ZmIxanFqY2Jwb3owOHk3dHdjZmFtcTVlbCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT0BKFZgaGq6af8hZ6/giphy.gif)

Here’s the full song, Life During Wartime by The Talking Heads, with a few other goofy dance moves as well.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MkMTPnLdzzQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Talking Heads - Life During Wartime (Live in LA, 1983) [4K Remastered]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMTPnLdzzQ)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/4 "2024-07-17T09:59:14Z")

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Some musicians simply can’t dance to pro standards. They gotta have them doing _something_ in the vid.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/5 "2024-07-17T10:09:59Z")

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Do the opening credits for _Peacemaker_ count as a music video?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/_mrr3UNALww/maxresdefault.jpg "Peacemaker | Opening Credits | Max") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mrr3UNALww)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/6 "2024-07-17T10:26:42Z")

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Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Brown.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uDIBM7iR3Ac/hqdefault.jpg "Arthur Brown - Supersonic TV Show 1975 - Fire") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDIBM7iR3Ac&t=50)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/7 "2024-07-17T10:47:48Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Some musicians simply can’t dance to pro standards. They gotta have them doing _something_ in the vid.

Of course, but whatever it is this guy is doing has always made me chuckle. He looks like he’s sort of _trying_ to do something and gives up half-way through. “Hey, I’ve got a great idea… Nah, forget it.”

Been there, done that, actually…

I also love how his bandmate grabs him by the shoulder at the end and pulls him towards the back. “Hum, dude, that’s enough.”

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Do the opening credits for _Peacemaker_ count as a music video?

I don’t think this thread needs strict guidelines 😉.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/8 "2024-07-17T11:33:24Z")

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Donnie Osmond in the background of Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”

> **["Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official 4K Video)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw%2F)**
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> Official 4k Video for “White & Nerdy” by “Weird Al" Yankovic Listen to “Weird Al" Yankovic : https://weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the offici...

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/9 "2024-07-17T12:03:22Z")

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Any/everybody gets a pass in a comedy vid.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/10 "2024-07-17T12:14:38Z")

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Peter Garrett of _Midnight Oil_. What a sight live.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/3GbkZWP-uBc/maxresdefault.jpg "Peter Garrett's Unique Dancing Style I Midnight Oil 1984") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GbkZWP-uBc)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/11 "2024-07-17T12:29:05Z")

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Sting’s ‘We’ll Be Together Tonight’ has a few dance moves where they mimic drunkenness

One is viewable around 1:43

[Sting - We’ll Be Together (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYps5LfOaGg)

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Rock Lobster by the B-52s  
I tried to put a link in but it doesn’t work for me.  
Weird dance moves, weird sound effects, weird lyrics, and laying on the floor on the “down, down, down” part.

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The original black-and-white video for Adriano Celentano’s “Prisencolinensinainciusol” has some of the goofiest synchronized dance moves I’ve seen from professional dancers. Unfortunately, I can’t find the video to post here—I can only presume that whoever holds the copyright has been very diligent in removing all traces of it from the Web. (It’s easy to find a later performance filmed in colour, but this has the cast sitting at school desks, and so has little or no dancing.)

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> [@Moonrise](#):
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> I was watching the music video for **Journey** ’s _Separate Ways_

Oddly enough, I often think of that video, because I think of it as a missed opportunity. It’s a major band at their peak, and it’s such a cheap video (an undramatic dockside location, the guys just wore whatever they had on, and those awkward moments make it seem like it was done in one take).

> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> Peter Garrett of _Midnight Oil_. What a sight live.

He became a politician… doesn’t Australia require that you be born on this planet to be elected?

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/15 "2024-07-17T15:32:38Z")

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Goofiest dance moves I have seen are those of S.A.Martinez of 311.  
Never saw him before till I was at a 311 concert and was thinking “wtf is that guy doing?”

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pPADld6lp64/maxresdefault.jpg "311 DJ Doug “SA” Martinez FAMOUS Dance Moves!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPADld6lp64)

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Yeah, that’s about the lameness I’d come up with if it ever possessed me to try dancing. No worries, we are all safe from that possibility.

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How about pretty much anything by OK GO. Though I’m not sure if that counts since it’s _what_ they do. But if a Weird Al video counts…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LWGJA9i18Co/maxresdefault.jpg "OK Go - Upside Down & Inside Out") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGJA9i18Co)

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This thread would not be complete without a mention of Billy Squier’s video for “Rock Me Tonite.” His career never recovered!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tcFSheSaht0/hqdefault.jpg "Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite (HQ)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcFSheSaht0&t=52)

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[This has always looked goofy to me.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-YBDTqX_ZU)

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Christopher Walken (the actor!) dancing to Fatboy Slim:

[fatboy slim Christopher Walken (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXtlb0JrT8)

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