# Goofiest (Dance ?) Moves in a Music Video

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 17, 2024, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371 "2024-07-17T08:00:34Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/21 "2024-07-17T17:08:14Z")

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> [@Chad\_Sudan](#):
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> This thread would not be complete without a mention of Billy Squier’s video for “Rock Me Tonite.” His career never recovered!

That’s the sole example I came in here to post. I saw a behind-the-scenes documentary a few years back that went into all the things that went wrong with the making of that video. Billy came across as clearly understanding that the concept was shit, but somewhat naively believed the director when he claimed that things would look all different in camera.

Of course I can’t find that video right now.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/22 "2024-07-17T17:15:05Z")

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I thought [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HasaQvHCv4w) had long been acknowledged as the most unintentionally “goofiest” dancing by a couple of admired and respected rock and rollers (Mick Jagger & David Bowie)

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/23 "2024-07-17T17:15:21Z")

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My favorite dancer is [this kid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr-xvadBUfo&t=37s) in the brown and yellow shirt from 0:37 to 0:45.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/24 "2024-07-17T19:45:31Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Christopher Walken (the actor!) dancing to Fatboy Slim

Before he was an actor, he trained as a professional dancer. That said, at least a _little_ goofiness must be expected when performing dance moves while suspended in mid-air.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/25 "2024-07-17T19:54:33Z")

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> [@Moonrise](#):
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> I don’t think this thread needs strict guidelines 😉.

With that in mind, I’ll toss in [Patrick Stewart’s shuffle](https://youtu.be/cK9dlmYvB-Y?feature=shared&t=39) while performing “Buttons And Bows”

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/26 "2024-07-17T19:56:16Z")

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> [@psychonaut](#):
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> > [@glee](#):
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> > Christopher Walken (the actor!) dancing to Fatboy Slim
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> Before he was an actor, he trained as a professional dancer. That said, at least a _little_ goofiness must be expected when performing dance moves while suspended in mid-air.

I thought that was genius! I wasn’t very familiar with Christopher Walken when I first saw that video in the days, but he was the creepy guy from “Pulp Fiction” that had kept a goddamn watch in his ass for years, and now he is dancing like Baryshnikov to a Fatboy Slim song. Mind blown.

This isn’t goofy at all. The guy could (can) dance better than almost anyone else.

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**Author:** ![Moonrise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonrise/32/14764_2.png) [@Moonrise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonrise)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/27 "2024-07-18T07:18:00Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Any/everybody gets a pass in a comedy vid.

Yeah, I was going to say that.

Genre doesn’t matter, but intent does. If it’s meant to be goofy, it’s out.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/28 "2024-07-18T12:27:17Z")

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For whatever reason this thread title immediately brought to mind [this gem from the past.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y)

Whole lotta goofiness going on, but I was thinking about the thing he does positioning his arms parallel to each other (and the ground), starting around 1:20. Not sure if that qualifies as a “dance move”…

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/29 "2024-07-18T21:52:04Z")

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The dancing by the band members in this video for “Hot for Teacher” by Van Halen is definitely in the “what were they thinking” category, should be queued to start at 2:12

[https://youtu.be/LetJHQ\_V05o?t=132](https://youtu.be/LetJHQ_V05o?t=132)

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/30 "2024-07-19T16:02:14Z")

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I prefer this version:

> **[Dancing in the Street // Silent Music Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc%2F)**
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> A "silent" music video for David Bowie and Mick Jagger's "Dancing in the Street."By Strack Azar and Michael Stevantoni.Voices by Oliver Zaciu and Michael Ste...

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/31 "2024-07-19T17:02:54Z")

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I remember reading that Pat Benetar loathed the video for Love is a Battlefield because of the [goofy dance she had to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo) (starts at 3:21). At the time she was my hero and even had to agree that shimmy did not become her.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/32 "2024-07-21T01:48:05Z")

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He’s making a letter S with his hands and torso.

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The best factoid about that clip is the Alex, the drummer, seems to show the worst sense of rhythm in the entire band.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/34 "2024-07-21T02:33:52Z")

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I listen to a lot of punk, watch a lot of punk videos, go to a lot of punk shows…and I feel like a traitor when I say that skanking will always look a little silly to me.

I also can’t do it because I’m uncoordinated af so take that for what it’s worth. It might just be jealousy.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/35 "2024-07-21T02:35:02Z")

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Dave Matthews brings the goofiness without even standing up:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Dm3hWTtRIFM/maxresdefault.jpg "Dave Matthews - Eh Hee") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm3hWTtRIFM)

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> The best factoid about that clip is the Alex, the drummer, seems to show the worst sense of rhythm in the entire band.

Maybe he’s one of those guys that can dish it out, but not take it. 😉

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/37 "2024-07-21T04:20:17Z")

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Remember The Mad Drummer?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ItZyaOlrb7E/hqdefault.jpg "This Drummer Is At The Wrong Gig") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E)

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> This has always looked goofy to me.

RickRolling doesn’t work anymore when you have to watch a four minute advertisement first. 🙂

I once saw this video with a guy walking forward and it looked like he was walking backwards. pretty damn goofy if you ask me.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goofiest-dance-moves-in-a-music-video/1004371/39 "2024-07-21T15:39:36Z")

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For the record, I wasn’t attempting to Rick-roll, I genuinely think that dance looks goofy.

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I figured, but it was too good a comment to let go.

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