# Google Ad: "Save on Old Nude Women" **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 12, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252 "2011-06-12T22:02:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/1 "2011-06-12T22:02:31Z")
This was at the foot of my page on the last thread I visited. > [@](#): > > Old Nude Women Bargain Prices. Smart Deals. Save on Old Nude Women! [www.DealTime.com](http://www.DealTime.com) My first question would be, how old? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/2 "2011-06-12T22:18:07Z")
The thing to remember is that some people who buy Google ads are gross perverts. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/3 "2011-06-12T22:20:18Z")
I actually went to [dealtime.com](http://dealtime.com), and there weren’t any nude women of any age at any price. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/4 "2011-06-12T22:27:09Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > This was at the foot of my page on the last thread I visited. > > My first question would be, how old? Did the page you were viewing contain terms that might cause an advertiser to believe you were interested in old, nude, women? e.g did it have those 3 words anywhere in the page in any order or location? To make themselves appear more contextual some ads may alter their text depending what they find on the page they are about to appear on. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/5 "2011-06-13T00:03:52Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > The thing to remember is that some people who buy Google ads are gross perverts. Yeah, like that creepo who keeps posting those disgusting [giraffeboards.com](http://giraffeboards.com) ads. ---
**Author:** ![Tess\_Trueheart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tess\_Trueheart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess_Trueheart)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/6 "2011-06-13T00:22:44Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Yeah, like that creepo who keeps posting those disgusting [giraffeboards.com](http://giraffeboards.com) ads. I know! He has my cat?! How do I get Fluffy back? I’m afraid I might choose wrong in the bread vs pizza fight and then never see her again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/7 "2011-06-13T01:27:41Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I actually went to [dealtime.com](http://dealtime.com), and there weren’t any nude women of any age at any price. Well at prices like that, they’re not going to last. ---
**Author:** ![Lestrade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/94ad74/32.png) [@Lestrade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lestrade)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/8 "2011-06-13T15:49:56Z")
> [@Tess\_Trueheart](#): > > I know! He has my cat?! How do I get Fluffy back? I’m afraid I might choose wrong in the bread vs pizza fight and then never see her again. 😃 You people war over bread and pizza? How can someone live without both? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/9 "2011-06-13T15:53:06Z")
Psh, pizza’s just bread with stuff on it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lestrade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/94ad74/32.png) [@Lestrade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lestrade)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/10 "2011-06-13T16:04:10Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Psh, pizza’s just bread with stuff on it 😉 But you’d agree bread’s sale can support the manufacturing of pizza, right? Two parts of a whole capable of making us all fat and happy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/11 "2011-06-13T16:04:55Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I actually went to [dealtime.com](http://dealtime.com), and there weren’t any nude women of any age at any price. They’ve been bought up by 10CC’s Old Wild Men. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/12 "2011-06-13T18:30:16Z")
> [@Lestrade](#): > > But you’d agree bread’s sale can support the manufacturing of pizza, right? Two parts of a whole capable of making us all fat and happy. Especially when it involves gobs of gooey mozarella cheese 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/13 "2011-06-13T19:17:53Z")
“Save on Old Nude Women”? Maybe they were offering cheap copies of the CDs “Gordon” and “Maybe You Should Drive,” and something got lost in translation. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/14 "2011-06-14T05:14:31Z")
Maybe a typo? “Save Old Nude Women”? For a rainy day? ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/15 "2011-06-14T12:28:59Z")
I would tax the nude old women in my bed. No - not tax. What is the word? Oh - ‘welcome’. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/16 "2011-06-15T19:25:24Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I actually went to [dealtime.com](http://dealtime.com), and there weren’t any nude women of any age at any price. There aren’t any on eBay either. Search for: “old nude women” Your search returned 0 items. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/17 "2011-06-15T20:22:46Z")
> [@lukeinva](#): > > There aren’t any on eBay either. > > Search for: “old nude women” Your search returned 0 items. > :dubious: Hmmm… CraigsList didn’t seem to have any, either! 😛 Something about this, just doesn’t smell right! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/82dd89/32.png) [@Yoyodyne\_Propulsion\_Systems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yoyodyne_Propulsion_Systems)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/18 "2011-06-16T02:37:43Z")
If something doesn’t smell right, your old nude woman might have passed the expiration date, proceed with caution! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2011, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-ad-save-on-old-nude-women/585252/19 "2011-06-18T02:01:24Z")
I got one once on a different site that said “Meet bipolar singles!”