# Google Game: One hit searches (googlewhacked!) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711 "2002-03-29T05:54:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/21 "2002-03-29T22:44:54Z")
Damn, I don’t think “fluffer” counts as a word. Well, back to the drawing ballsack. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/22 "2002-03-29T23:06:24Z")
OK, replace my earlier entry with “relativistic spatulas”. Score: 212,000 x 30,200 = 6.4 billion (I’m clearly ignoring the suggested words, as I’m having a hard enough time without constraints.) ---
**Author:** ![thingnumberone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@thingnumberone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thingnumberone)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/23 "2002-03-29T23:20:31Z")
FINALLY… crabapple polyp 40900 \* 62900 = 2,572,610,000 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![thingnumberone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@thingnumberone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thingnumberone)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/24 "2002-03-29T23:22:52Z")
let’s try… uproar ---
**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/25 "2002-03-30T03:40:25Z")
I got: [uproar spaghettis](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=uproar+spaghettis) for a score of 225000 X 13300 = 2.99 billion. Next word: **freaky** ---
**Author:** ![ChordedZither](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@ChordedZither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChordedZither)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/26 "2002-03-30T04:12:42Z")
freaky morphometric 664000 x 25100 = 16,666,400,000 🆒 next word: kinetic ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/27 "2002-03-30T04:15:56Z")
First **zut** beats me while I am previewing. Then **ChordedZither** does the same. And all the time I still can’t beat a billion, let alone 16.6 billion - great job **Zither** … ---
**Author:** ![ChordedZither](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@ChordedZither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChordedZither)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/28 "2002-03-30T04:22:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CaveMike \* > \*\*First **zut** beats me while I am previewing. Then **ChordedZither** does the same. > > And all the time I still can’t beat a billion, let alone 16.6 billion - great job **Zither** … \*\* Aw, shoot **CaveMike**. Post yours anyway. It’s a friendly game. ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/29 "2002-03-30T04:38:05Z")
kinetic + zithern [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=kinetic+zithern&btnG=Google+Search](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=kinetic+zithern&btnG=Google+Search) 683,000 x 1,240 = 846,920,000 Let’s try **compulsive**. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/30 "2002-03-30T05:16:42Z")
Karsts Semantics 4,460,800,000 Next word: benzoic ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/31 "2002-03-30T05:40:04Z")
[benzoic+theocracy](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=benzoic+theocracy) 39,000 x 52,700 = 2,055,300,000. Finally above a billion! Next word: [didactic](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=didactic) ---
**Author:** ![emulsified](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emulsified/32/2915_2.png) [@emulsified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emulsified)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/32 "2002-03-30T05:46:44Z")
So that CaveMike might have some satisfaction, he should know that he just beat ME on preview! Agh! (I got benzoic + turnabout == 1,844,700,000 Beat on points, too!) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/33 "2002-03-30T07:01:30Z")
[didactic+hyperspheres](http://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Scie/ScieStar.htm), for a score of 219,000 x 1,560 = 341,640,000 Next word: superluminous ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/34 "2002-03-30T07:13:03Z")
diadactic zootropic 2,190,000 so it’s crappy. Continue! Next: Daffodil ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/35 "2002-03-30T07:14:52Z")
superluminous tulip! 1,034,740,000 ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/36 "2002-03-30T07:36:17Z")
[daffodil pontifically](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=daffodil+pontifically&btnG=Google+Search) daffodil = 117,000 pontifically = 632 Total = 73,944,000 Next word = polytheism ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/37 "2002-03-30T07:48:02Z")
[polytheism+whortleberry](http://www2.cddc.vt.edu/gutenberg/etext03/mrcpd10.txt), for a score of 33,300 x 2500 = 83,250,000 Hmmm, still no billlion. Try: frankincense ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/38 "2002-03-30T08:13:13Z")
[frankincense and cryptographically](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=frankincense+cryptographically). 84300\*36000=3,034,800,000. Three billion. Not shabby. Next word: polyovarian. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/39 "2002-03-30T08:14:22Z")
Scratch that. Polyovarian returns one hit on google anyway. Next word: syllabic. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/40 "2002-03-30T08:16:47Z")
hmph, trick question. “polyovarian” only appears on one website, so the best strategy would be to pick the most common word on that side. the + polyovarian gives me a quick 2.48 billion try: bacchanal [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711.md?page=3)