# Google Game: One hit searches (googlewhacked!) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711 "2002-03-29T05:54:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/41 "2002-03-30T12:31:20Z")
bacchanal stratospheres 15400\*947=14,583,800 Next word: dingleberry ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/42 "2002-03-30T13:30:51Z")
[dingleberry piscean](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&q=dingleberry+piscean) 8490 x 9170 = 77 853 300 not great. next word: echolalia ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/43 "2002-03-30T15:16:40Z")
[echolalia + amnionic](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=echolalia+amnionic) 6,420 x 1,060 = 6,805,200 Is that the lowest score yet? Next: [crusty](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=crusty) ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/44 "2002-03-30T15:29:50Z")
Dammit! I spent all this time searching for echolalia, I’m not going to let it slip! echolalia croons 6,420 x 20700 = 132,894,000 …well, it’s better than my first attempt… ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/45 "2002-03-30T19:49:19Z")
crusty azeotrope 596,250,000 next: transdermal ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/46 "2002-03-30T20:03:25Z")
crusty symbal : 159,000 X 1240 = 197,160,000 Skirting the edge of illegality . . . though “symbal” appears in the dictionary, the author of the webpage is clearly just misspelling “cymbal.” More legit but lower-scoring: crusty oculatory : 159,000 X 797. = 126,723,000 Next word: **kissing**. [That’s what ‘osculation’ means.] ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/47 "2002-03-30T20:05:44Z")
On my **FIRST TRY!!!** transdermal windbag : 56,900 X 11,700=665,730,000 Next word: kissing ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/48 "2002-03-30T21:11:11Z")
Looks like syllabic got lost in the shuffle. syllabic peregines: 9,120. X 26,100 = 238,032,000 This is a little too addictive. ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/49 "2002-03-30T21:33:15Z")
Addictive is right. I am still stuck on **kissing**. I’ve found a few 2-hitters and taken a tour of the seedy underbelly of the internet. I am amazed that kissing+plutocratic only turns up porn sites… ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/50 "2002-03-30T22:00:23Z")
kissing+hyperfusion 891,800,000 Next: yeast ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/51 "2002-03-30T22:25:18Z")
[yeast + plutocratic](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=yeast+plutocratic) 1,110,000 x 4,120 = 4,573,200,000. Next: [debit](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=debit) ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/52 "2002-03-31T00:17:08Z")
debit + methaqualones 28,941,000 debit + extraplanetary 758,605,000 next: administrator ---
**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/53 "2002-03-31T01:46:52Z")
Really good one **red\_dragon**. [administrator + diaphaneity](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=administrator+diaphaneity) returns two matches, but the first is a giant list of words (which I think is disqualified?). 8,810,000 x 790 = 6,959,900,000. Next: [timeout](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=timeout) A little more practice and I think we will be ready for state. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/54 "2002-03-31T05:08:52Z")
“Administrator” was way too hard for my first try. My second attempt got me: timeout + oenophile = 1,430,000 x 2,180 = 3,117,400,000 next: **satan** ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/55 "2002-03-31T05:46:46Z")
I did it! administrator + verbicide 3,620,910,000 ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/56 "2002-04-01T02:00:01Z")
Administrator + gerundial = 5,443,340,000 ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/57 "2002-04-01T03:29:41Z")
After spending entirely too long on this, I came up with [satan + recombinants](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=recombinants+satan) 1,780,000 x 12,700 = 22,606,000,000 My first try, no less! OK, it returns two hits on google, but they’re exactly the same page, so I think this counts. In the theme of the paper I’m supposed to be researching, the next word is **virus**. And if anyone can give me good references on herpesvirus trafficking, that would be good too :D. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/58 "2002-04-01T04:34:09Z")
**virus** \* **knuckleballing** 7,900,000 \* 137 = 1,082,300,000 How about **secondary**? ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/59 "2002-04-01T04:39:47Z")
**virus** \* **knuckleballing** 7,900,000 \* 137 = 1,082,300,000 How about **secondary**? ---
**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711/60 "2002-04-01T07:50:24Z")
[Secondary + Spikiest](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=lang_en&q=+secondary+spikiest) Secondary 3,770,000 Spikiest 195 Total 735,150,000 Kind of pathetic. I guess I was lucky last time, although I think my 22.6 billion is the best so far overall. Next word: **run** It’s got nearly six million hits on its own, so we should be able to do something good with it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-game-one-hit-searches-googlewhacked/100711.md?page=4)