# Google is a pervert **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454 "2009-04-17T18:44:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chromaticity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@chromaticity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chromaticity)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/21 "2009-04-18T10:15:05Z")
Myrtle Amazingly porn free. I was checking with some old lady names, and things were seen, that cannot be unseen… ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/22 "2009-04-18T11:19:45Z")
Well [Gertrude](http://www.normajeansgifts.com/images/new%20witches/Gertrude3.jpg)had this as the very first hit. SFW, but well you might loose your lunch ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/23 "2009-04-18T11:34:26Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Well [Gertrude](http://www.normajeansgifts.com/images/new%20witches/Gertrude3.jpg)had this as the very first hit. > > SFW, but well you might loose your lunch The one and only Gertrude I have known in real life bears a remarkable resemblence to the photo in your link. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/24 "2009-04-18T12:15:55Z")
> [@JR\_Brown](#): > > (doesn’t help that my middle name is a euphemism for a certain unspeakable body part) I’m gunna guess ‘Fanny’? My very common male first name doesn’t bring up any porn, at least for the first five pages. Mostly middle aged men in suits. It’s a very common name. Add in my also very common last name, and a nudie pic comes up halfway down the first page. (No, it’s not me.) ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/25 "2009-04-18T12:31:16Z")
I’m quite happy to report that my (old fashioned, unusual spelling) first name yields no porn whatsoever. However, my last name yields pics of my own mother\*. Now that’s distubing. \*clothed, thankyouverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/26 "2009-04-18T12:57:22Z")
I can imagine what hits a some typical Male names like ‘Peter’ "Dick’ and ‘Rod’ might have. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/27 "2009-04-18T17:07:48Z")
Rod gets a lot of penii, and a certain English rocker known to enjoy the company of blondes. My god, they’ve even corrupted “mommy” Don’t look. Really, my eyes are bleeding. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/28 "2009-04-18T17:26:30Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Mille: First page, blond girl in pigtails, bent over. Seems to have lost her undies, and is pointing where they would be. We must have different Googles I tried over and over and drilled down several pages and could not find that picture…in the name of scientific research of course, all I got were pages and pages of motorcycle pics. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/29 "2009-04-18T18:12:28Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > I tried Susan and as of page 11 no naughty bits yet Ms. Boyle is no doubt throwing the numbers off a bit. Sweet woman, voice of an angel, but Og save us from having to see _her_ the way He made her. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/30 "2009-04-18T18:26:35Z")
Hmmm… Tried _ **Tina** _, and then _ **Sara** _. (Not _ **Sarah** _ so far.) Taking a risk, I decided to go for the universal female name of _VULVA_. Interestingly, enough, the content was pretty much the same when I moved the “Safe” up to moderate and then to maximum safe status. I think children need more protection from basic biology. _ **- "Jack"** _ ---
**Author:** ![CallMeKate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@CallMeKate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CallMeKate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/31 "2009-04-18T19:20:52Z")
I typed in my name… “Katlyn” which has an unusual spelling… or so i thought… first page brought me a full frontal of just vagina… OH NO! ---
**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/32 "2009-04-18T20:05:32Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > We must have different Googles I tried over and over and drilled down several pages and could not find that picture…in the name of scientific research of course, all I got were pages and pages of motorcycle pics. I think he means Millie rather than Mille. Mille _does_ get some pics from a sports-clothing manufacturer whose ads feature men in _very_ tight bike shorts… ---
**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/33 "2009-04-18T20:06:59Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > I’m gunna guess ‘Fanny’? Nope, but right general area. Especially in the US. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/34 "2009-04-18T20:57:37Z")
[9 innocent google searches that get porn on the first page.](http://www.cracked.com/article_16746_9-innocent-google-searches-that-get-porn-on-first-page.html) Edit: [Girl’s names in google - an experiment in nudity.](http://www.cracked.com/article_15154_experiment-in-nudity-top-10-female-names-on-google.html) ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/35 "2009-04-18T21:01:00Z")
Try your searches on [booble.com](http://booble.com) --very much NSFW ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454/36 "2009-04-19T00:59:01Z")
The vagaries of Google’s Image Search are an endless source of amusement/ puzzlement/ horror. Being the perv that I am, I often have the opposite problem: a search for p0rn turns up tons of non-p0rn things. For example, it was astonishing to see how many links to ornithology the word “tits” produced. Another problem was finding pictures with African-American women as the subject. “Black” plus almost any other qualifier linked to thousands of pictures of white women with Black male partners, white women wearing Black hose or corsets, etc. I finally figured out that the p0rn word was “Ebony”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-is-a-pervert/493454.md?page=1)