# Google Search Mod Orgy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 9, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537 "2003-01-09T16:01:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/341 "2003-01-10T20:31:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*I would just like to clarify that any implication in my last post that DDG or Jarbaby is on my ignore list was unintentional. I have neither one on ignore and have no plans to do so. \*\*

It’s me, isn’t it? It IS, I’m Sure! Why? What did I do?? I swear…oh, wait. You can’t see this can you? Heeheehee!  
DIANE IS A POOPY HEAD!!!

DIANE IS A POOPY HEAD!!!

😛

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/342 "2003-01-10T20:41:01Z")

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Hey, someone please tell **Diane** that I’ve changed? No, really, I’m a much nicer person now . . .

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/343 "2003-01-10T20:42:20Z")

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What?

Did Dave just say something? I’m sorry, I can’t hear yooooooooooooou.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/344 "2003-01-10T20:46:13Z")

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Was that the wind?

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/345 "2003-01-10T20:52:16Z")

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[Quote from Arnold Winkleried]  
([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=155448](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=155448))

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> **In many cases, helping the moderators is much appreciated. Duck Duck Goose, for example, has been invaluable in her past help in providing links to the referred column in my forum (Comments on Cecil’s Columns.)**

There are many things I have wanted to type, while reading this vile, petty, spiteful, regrettable (and IMO unnecessary) thread, but I think **Arnold’s** words are a positive note that it would be nicer to include instead.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/346 "2003-01-10T21:10:00Z")

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Ok, the selective reading is making me crazy.

Everyone who keeps saying “this thread is vile” needs to reread the OP and then reread **DDG’s** second response. Seriously.  
**Jar** had, _as well as others_, an issue with **DDG**. She wrote a restrained OP. **DDG** came in, guns a blazing and blew up. That’s your ‘meltdown’, ladies and gents right there. When she was questioned by anyone, including a mod, she gave histronic answers. “But who will answer all these questions? I want cites! It’s not fair!” and so on.  
If **DDG** feels it’s her job to answer every GQ/remind people of rules/lead the newbies, that’s her perogative. If I’m annoyed by it, that’s mine.

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**Author:** ![Joke\_Pepper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Joke\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joke_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/347 "2003-01-10T21:38:15Z")

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Don’t you people have LIVES to get back to?

Get up from your computers and go play outside or something.

God DAMN!

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**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/348 "2003-01-10T21:44:31Z")

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Well seven pages

…Two big posters page for page in a steel cage match.

…A couple of smaller brushfires of supporters/detractors.

…Mods a plenty lead a charge into the fray.

…Cite upon cite upon cite

…Hamlet with interludes/poetic commercial breaks

…and of course the chorus of ‘stop it’ ‘no you stop it’ ‘won’t someone think of the…’  
Kids…put a jedi or 2 in it and we have just wrote Episode 3 for Mr. Lucas.  
IMHO? Don’t have one…except who pissed in everyones cheerios?

On that note, how was the rest of the play Mrs. Lincoln?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/349 "2003-01-10T21:44:54Z")

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You registered for that?

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**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/350 "2003-01-10T21:45:37Z")

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We should go and play? What about you?  
You took the time to read 7 pages of this, register, and post telling us that we need lives?

As for the thread…If nothing else I hope people learned something from this…anything at all really.

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**Author:** ![hello32499](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cc9497/32.png) [@hello32499](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hello32499)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/351 "2003-01-10T21:47:09Z")

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I said more than she did. I was first!

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/352 "2003-01-10T21:52:50Z")

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Ya know, **hardy** , it’s quite possible to have read the entire thread, including **jar** ’s OP and DDG’s escalations, and still conclude that “this thread is vile.”

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/353 "2003-01-10T21:58:47Z")

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> If DDG feels it’s her job to answer every GQ/remind people of rules/lead the newbies, that’s her perogative.

And if we feel this is a mischaracterization or exaggeration of her, are we also allowed to express our opinions, or should we just be gratified that the OP was a _restrained_ flame? WTF?

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/354 "2003-01-10T22:00:56Z")

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[Junior Mod hat ON]  
No way, **minty** … see, you’re allowed to express an opinion, so long as it isn’t that one. Are we clear now?

erislover, Moral Minority member

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/355 "2003-01-10T22:03:45Z")

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You heard the JokePepper! Now who’s up for a game of four square!?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/356 "2003-01-10T22:09:08Z")

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I don’t want to play FourSquare. I hear the Chicago girls are cheaters.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/357 "2003-01-10T22:10:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joke Pepper \*  
> \*\*Don’t you people have LIVES to get back to?
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> Get up from your computers and go play outside or something.
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> God DAMN! \*\*

Wow. You sure have our numbers…

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/358 "2003-01-10T22:11:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joke Pepper \*  
> \*\*Don’t you people have LIVES to get back to?
> 
> Get up from your computers and go play outside or something.
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> God DAMN! \*\*

It’s cold outside dude.

I’d hafta wear 3 socks.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/359 "2003-01-10T22:15:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by erislover \*  
> \*\*_Personally, I’m trying to figure out if there would have been a “reasonable” way to tell DDG something to the effect of that one of her favorite things to do on this board was really getting irritating._ Bring it up back when it was first irritating so the posters making such a critique wouldn’t sound so harsh (or be so harsh, depending on whether it was intended or not!) and the reaction is much more likely to be taken in stride. Maybe it wouldn’t work, but it is silly to complain that it didn’t happen here when everyone has had the opportunity all this time—I mean, **DDG** has been how DDG is for as long as I can remember.
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> Maybe it already has been tried before… I don’t stop in the pit all that often. If so, then I am an idiot and will shut up. \*\*

Ducky was called out for her “junior modding” way back in May, 2000. By me, in fact. It was so long ago that she wasn’t even Duck Duck Goose yet. I dug up that [moldy oldie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24523) just for curiosity’s sake.

I don’t find Duck Duck Goose annoying. I did find Notthemama, her previous incarnation, extremely annoying. It seems like the same behaviors, except for the Googling, are being discussed now.

And I’d just like to add that I only answer GQ questions where I think I have something to add beyond what can be gleaned with a Google search. I’m surprised that you think people just Google in an effort to find answers for people. To me, the unique strength of GQ is that you can get answers from actual people with actual expertise, not just unverified factoids.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-search-mod-orgy/147537/360 "2003-01-10T22:18:36Z")

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> I’d hafta wear 3 socks.

Could you use **Joke Pepper** for one of them? _Oooops… Was that my out loud voice?_

😃

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