# Google Talk!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 9, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118 "2005-05-09T21:44:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/1 "2005-05-09T21:44:08Z")

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Check out the newest addition to the Google Games series: [Google Talk!](http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk)

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> Use Google talk by entering three or four words below. The system will search for this sentence at Google, find the next word and print that. Than it will remove the first word of the search string, add the found word and repeat. The result seems to be meaningfull sometimes. Other times it is giblish. But always fun.

I entered “When I look into your eyes” and here is what Google Talk told me…

\*when i look into your eyes I see the doorway to a new Dimension. It is a question of fact. and law; and is a member of the GameSpy Network. Offers FAQs, game information and guides, maps, files, and links. http: www. FreeRepublic. com/ focus/ f- news/ posts aaronwall \*

Well, it started out kind of interesting!

Just a warning though - it takes a long time to finish. For each new word of the sentence it’s doing a whole new google search so it continuously refreshes until it’s done.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/2 "2005-05-09T22:41:41Z")

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This is another fun thing to do instead of studying, thanks!

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/3 "2005-05-09T23:35:42Z")

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Started off slow, had a high point in the middle, went down fast. I killed it, eventually:

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> thousand island dressing Recipe thousand Island dressing Recipe thousand Island dressing is a way to do it yourself projects are also being used to help Diagnose and treat the cause of the universe is expanding and has a dark Side, to the other? side of the Moon. is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress. by Robert A. Heinlein. s The

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/4 "2005-05-09T23:40:26Z")

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This has been done many times on this board already… but it’s still fun.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/5 "2005-05-10T00:01:56Z")

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Hmmm…

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> My aunt fanny s cabin which was built in the program is the first time you have to be a millionaire? Play It! attraction at first sight, a romantic scent that begins with the letter C

With “fanny” as a seed-word, we get “a romantic scent that begins with the letter ‘C’.” What are the chances? Heh.

“You’re a pussy” gets it stuck in a loop:

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> You’re a pussy and a cute little baby. Little baby boy, or girl-- The pillow THAT You Dream on So darling I can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction…

“I don’t understand” loops, too:

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> I don’t understand why! i have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and demand that the State of the State. of California use for the month of the year for Children and Young people’s Dance group, In the European Union and the United States of America. Preamble WE the People Bookshelf on Freedom, grants. Part of the National Academy of SCIENCES, in the st Louis region s light- rail system connects the central nervous system, CNS) complex spinal surgery. and Spinal instrumentation with sublaminar Wires A Critical appraisal. of the Utility of the Year for Children and Young people’s Dance group, In the European Union and the United States of America. Preamble WE the People Bookshelf on Freedom, grants. Part of the National Academy of SCIENCES, in the st Louis region s light- rail system connects the central nervous system, CNS) complex spinal surgery. and Spinal instrumentation with sublaminar Wires A Critical appraisal. of the Utility of the Year for…

Read it in a creaky, f’d up William S. Burroughs voice and it sounds kind of cool.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/6 "2005-05-10T00:54:40Z")

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I entered the name of a not-safe-for work site, and got a response that touched on politics, consumer advice, computer worms, and more:

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> **Flash your rack** Rate this is the last refuge of the roads in the United States House of Representatives more) than any other time in the UK. and Ireland office of the; Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of State for Defence and Security Studies, is a way to do it yourself projects with Tough Tools from Rubbermaid designed to make it in the Bag! as a liner for a fabric to resist wear and corrosion. resistance. of the Circuit. Court is A court order is a civil Right. The right to be let out of the body s own immune system. to fight Kelvir IM worm; spreading fast, NEW York NY, track. Listing Disc One- Intro and one of the most popular Names. For boys and Girls. Clubs of America s Families and children in the Fields of the Nephilim and the Pyramid of the Sun s S

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/7 "2005-05-10T03:03:19Z")

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“When come back, bring pie” yields a good impression of a stuttering web-nerd having a psychotic break:

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> when come back, bring pie Offline. did did did did did you see. the LATEST version of Opera for Windows Linux, Mac OS X. and WebObjects Job Resume and Consulting Market. USA: Christopher Lozinski, Telephone: lozinski2 did did did did did you see. the LATEST version of the popular, game Lines for Microsoft Windows. Includes syntax highlighting. GladTeX, WebTeX is a utility that allows you to See and hear The message. of the day, This is a great idea. posted by: Guest ip6 Logged) Date: July PM. did did did DID did you see. the Lightning and hear the thunder of the GUNS. with the shrieks of their wounded writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief? Help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to him in order to be saved? but it is not the same as the old- boss? By Vin Suprynowicz Libertarian Enterprise)

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/8 "2005-05-10T03:17:11Z")

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Do it with “I like traffic lights.” That’s the best.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/9 "2005-05-10T03:17:23Z")

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The stutterer is being investigated for quackery, apparently:

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> **I have my hands** full with my own life and I have found a new treatment for atopic Dermatitis in adults and children. The action. may be brought. by the attorney general. and the Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Health and Human Services system is to help the poor and needy. In the community. It is a community of Practice is a group of people who have been Treated for breast cancer has been diagnosed tests are done to check for changes in the Ownership of the most important Civil Rights legislation in the s context. Bakshi, Cao et al. Quantization did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/10 "2005-05-10T03:26:31Z")

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> Do it with “I like traffic lights.” That’s the best.

Ha. Somewhat similarly, “I love bacon” yields a poignant warning about diet during training:

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> I love bacon and Eggs By Amount did not include a provision that would have been a Contender. I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender I coulda been a Contender…

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/11 "2005-05-10T03:48:36Z")

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I got a stutterer, too – but one that was able to overcome it…

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> **I am a big potato** Happy Noodle Boy Yes! Nny has a character within the story and then I have to go to court and ask for a copy of the report to the NATION on THE Status of Women in the ancient World. by Lionel Casson. The author writes of the Fredholm Suite, When the light is not needed. in the first place and then the next one, is the one is the same as the old- boss? By Vin Suprynowicz web posted EDT did did did did did you see.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/12 "2005-05-10T03:50:20Z")

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Wow. Well, here ya go:

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> theme endless summer bruce Brown, went on to become a Christian, a Christian is a person who Has been sexually assaulted. often because they are evil. and I m

I love the mystery at the end. And I’m…WHAT? Is doom impending, or perhaps great fortune?

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/13 "2005-05-10T04:31:08Z")

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:eek:  
Mine is awful

**Keapon Laffin is** still a British COLONY in Africa that are currently being Used? by another person. or who has been sexually assaulted. or raped by a. Stranger, is WATCHING, by the lake.

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**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/14 "2005-05-10T04:48:11Z")

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What the ???

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/15 "2005-05-10T04:56:23Z")

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Some telling details about the political figures of our times…

First, an ex-president and his wife, exposed for their gambling racket:

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> **Bill and Hillary Clinton** : are the most admired and respected Canadian Corporations as ranked by Fortune magazine. as one of the best online casinos, with the best odds and payouts! Casinos With Free Cash and Casinos With Big Bonuses.

Then we have an admission:

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> **George W. Bush said** : that he has not been able to Stop the Bullies? from picking on the little guy/

Followed by a few little-known facts (and maybe a well-known one?) about the former president:

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> **Bill Clinton was the** : first president to be inaugurated in the presence of the Lord…  
> **Bill Clinton is a** : master. of the Embroidered Foliage?  
> **William Jefferson Clinton is** : a liar, and a thief. pts did did did did did did

## (Somehow I think that last sentence will end with “have sexual relations with that woman”?)

And finally the truth about the former Vice President:

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> **Al Gore was** : the only one who can t give You Anything But love baby

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/16 "2005-05-10T07:05:33Z")

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> [@Keapon Laffin](#):
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> **Keapon Laffin is** …

Great idea! (Of course I like it, because…)

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> **Larry Mudd is** an awesome God! He reigns from heaven above to Earth I come, To you My LAD.

I always suspected, you know. I mean, of course, that I always _knew._ Being omniscient, and all.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/17 "2005-05-10T07:17:10Z")

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> **I believe in god because** I am a man, of constant sorrow I’ve seen trouble all my DAYS. I will sing in the North American market for pesticides.

Why am I picturing Job busking, trying to raise a bit of coin to take care of all those cussed locusts? 😃

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/18 "2005-05-10T07:32:23Z")

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**Larry** , did you try the flip side of that?

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> **I am an atheist** I am a Christian. I am a Christian. I am a Christian. I am a Christian.  
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> **I am an atheist because** I have no idea what you re talking About) I don’ t know. why. I love you so Much and i know that I am God. I am God I am God I am God

Methinks the atheists are a bit confused! 😃

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/19 "2005-05-10T08:31:52Z")

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I did a new one. I like it.

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> the sausage creature by Hunter S. Thompson the acerbic counterculture writer who popularized a new form of matter, that is not the only Fruit a rough guide to The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. and the American Revolution, by Bernard Bailyn. Harvard University Press, ISBN: X. UL:

I never knew HST had popularized a new form of matter! And the connection to Douglas Adams pleases me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![PigBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@PigBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigBoy)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/20 "2005-05-10T15:42:23Z")

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We learn the terrible power of the 1920s style “death ray.”

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> Ah, they’re 1920s style death rays did did did did did you see. the Lightning and hear the thunder of the GUNS. with the shrieks of their wounded writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief?

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