# Google Talk!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 9, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118 "2005-05-09T21:44:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eurograff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Eurograff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eurograff)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/21 "2005-05-10T17:19:36Z")

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Cryptic quotes are reserved for those who dare to inquire about the nature of supreme beings:

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> **Cecil Adams is** the only way to God and to the use of the Service or ANY part of the design of the Web s largest collection of FREE software. and proprietary software in an African american Community in the Workplace is a serious Thing! to do is dance, dance Revolution? Ultramix cheats, Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix Xbox Game Dance dance Revolution Ultramix

Google finally clarifies the answer to the old classic:

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> **Third word ending in gry is** just a smoke screen. to cover up the fact that the black hole is called the. event Horizon. the Event horizon, is a point of sale system for THE hospitality industry provides a wide range of products and services For the Aging and the American Society of. Home Inspectors, ASHI) is the oldest largest, and most respected Child Baby photo contest since Ages

A recent question is also satisfactorily addressed

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> **Schroedinger’s cat is** an Alien who is the Antichrist. The one who was a Thief and a robber! but he that is above the LAW.

However!

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> **Meanwhile, back at the ranch** by the time the two props will be required. to pay the fee. before applying for a Mortgage. LOAN and the appraised value of the property as a homestead you are required to submit a report to the Nation on THE Status of Women in the ancient World. by Lionel Casson. in Archaeology May/ June The did did did did did you see. the Lightning and hear the thunder of the GUNS. with the shrieks of their wounded writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief? Help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to him that he should ask who it should be of a good quality. house With bedrooms, did did did did did you see. the Lightning and hear the thunder of the GUNS. with the shrieks of their wounded writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief? Help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to him in order to be saved? This is the good news that, Jesus is the Christ. the Son of God, in the Old Testament the New Testament and the People of the United States of America. also referred to as the base currency; and the second currency is the counter or quote currency. The base currency is the currency of the country in which the marriage is to take place. in April and May The best man win I m

Methinks that was the result of them 1920s style “death rays”. did did did you see indeed.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/22 "2005-05-10T17:45:05Z")

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Hmmm… “Mmmm cheese” becomes rather cryptic…  
Mmmmm cheese and wine science, Principles and Practice in Undergraduate Education: in the world. s largest Library, in the Netherlands It is and how to Study in the world. s largest Library, in the near Death experience and the new York City and county of Santa Clara county is a Survey? of THE United States Government Manual, is available for Windows XP. Home Edition is a Survey? of THE United States House of Representatives. Website! The workshop will be: included) in the world. s largest Library, in the world. s largest Library, in the Netherlands

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/23 "2005-05-10T18:01:04Z")

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\*\*I have a dream \*\* that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of the Maya Calendar End- Date by John Major Jenkins, into the Mayan astronomy and mysteries is very impressive indeed, And the camera is set to the value of the pound sterling in the UK, and Ireland, is a billion did I say million? I mean billion, If did did did if did set. a good example, for your children. by reading newspapers, magazines, and books.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/24 "2005-05-10T18:23:41Z")

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I love this thing.

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> \*\*My name is Anastasia \*\* i am a music teacher and composer in the process of the Meeting and the agenda of the session, will be conducted by the Department of Health and Human Services logo

Talented logo.

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> \*\*I love The Smiths \*\* i love the smiths. i love the smiths. i love the smiths. i love the smiths. i love the smiths. i love the smiths.

Apparently it agrees with me…

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> Paranoid Android is a free Gift! with Purchase OF Alaska, is the Sky with Diamonds. and diamond Jewelry at wholesale prices for the American Cancer Society

Don’t talk to me about diamonds.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/25 "2005-05-10T18:31:32Z")

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Oh, this one is great!

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> **I want some pizza** coke and ice cream Popcorn cotton candy marshmallows milkshake and peanuts. Would be so great. that it is not the same as the old- boss? By Vin Suprynowicz Libertarian Enterprise)

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/26 "2005-05-10T18:33:07Z")

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**Vin Suprynowicz** , Libertarian Enterprise.

I think this is my new alter ego! I need business cards.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/27 "2005-05-10T18:43:02Z")

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One more time…

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> jo jo was a man who was a Woman of some means and no small reputation. When her husband dies she is released from the hospital Tuesday, after a long illness. He was born in in IN and out, of the Classroom, with the students and the faculty, members of the Department are also involved in the Development of the human personality and to the. strengthening of the role of the IMF in the New Century the United States was a very different experience. from the one I was in. a coma, for a week and then I m

Almost looked profound.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/28 "2005-05-10T18:46:56Z")

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**The West Memphis Three** gives it a God complex.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/29 "2005-05-10T18:47:05Z")

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Um. Uh-oh.

**[Cliffy’s real name] is** did did namely few nude pic of shemale. nude- pic of shemale. nude- pic of shemale. nude- pic of shemale. nude- pic of shemale.

Reading the recent Firefly thread inspired this:

**Joss Whedon is** a genius? at, least once a week Cooking Plan: The Incredible Cooking Program That will allow you to do it yourself projects with Pizzazz Easy

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/30 "2005-05-10T18:49:47Z")

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> **Vin Suprynowicz** , Libertarian Enterprise.
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> I think this is my new alter ego! I need business cards.

I think [this guy](http://www.thelibertarian.us/) might have something to say about that.

Of course, you could always hold him to the principle that Big Government ought not to interfere with an individual’s right to call themselves whatever the hell pleases them. That’d shut him up. 😃

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/31 "2005-05-10T18:53:38Z")

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The first two words were my entry–the rest is the result:

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- my real alma mater.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/32 "2005-05-10T18:53:56Z")

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Our tale thus far…

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/33 "2005-05-10T18:57:14Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> I think [this guy](http://www.thelibertarian.us/) might have something to say about that.
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> Of course, you could always hold him to the principle that Big Government ought not to interfere with an individual’s right to call themselves whatever the hell pleases them. That’d shut him up. 😃

Aw, man! I was duped! though this guy is apparently quite accomplished!

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> **Vin Suprynowicz is** assistant editorial page editor of the Daily Show, with Jon Stewart Presents America The, Book) A Citizen s GUIDE to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams. and the American Revolution, by Bernard Bailyn. Harvard University Press, ISBN: X. UL:

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/34 "2005-05-10T19:16:16Z")

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**Douglas Adams was** a member of the GameSpy Network. Offers FAQs, game information and a brief description of the physical world with the gospel. of Thomas and the magic Pebble By William Steig. E STE) The amazing bone. and other tissues. in the body of the Lord, of the Rings and The Hobbit s Back Porch and he was a man of the House. of Representatives? Website! at http: www.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/35 "2005-05-10T19:28:29Z")

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**Pompous hillbilly** AGGRESSIVE hello, then I turned the corner. she was Bad. for business. and professional Ethics at the University of California.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/36 "2005-05-10T19:31:01Z")

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Eating raisins leads to nirvana:

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> **I found a raisin** in my mouth. I was surprised to see that the moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein This is a good thing, for the Democratic Party to the left of the screen, and the room) was filled with light, and love, and Power Restore the plan on Earth. Let LIGHT and Love and Power Restore the plan on Earth. Om OM Om.

An origami fairy tale gets a little loopy:

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> **Once upon a time there** was a Wonderful Brand and a blank piece of paper. and then folded in half. and then in half again. and tear off the upper Left corner of the image is the same size as the original, and it s just a Thought I had never seen a book that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the earth beneath,

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**Author:** ![MindWanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@MindWanderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWanderer)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/37 "2005-05-10T19:43:58Z")

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**George Bush is a**

George Bush is a bigot. On the other, hand, you may be able to get a- good Night s Sleep for the first time in the US and Canada. and; the United STATES. are a party to the Convention which may be cited as the source of the information and Privacy Commissioner of Ontario. to the st Lawrence River is the most important Thing. you can do is to be a resurrection of the dead and the life of the industrial Worker in th-

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/38 "2005-05-10T20:00:28Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> **The West Memphis Three** gives it a God complex.

Hmmm, I got the following:

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> **The West Memphis Three** Damien Echols. Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin who WERE convicted of a felony and upon conviction thereof, shall be fined not more than or equal to the value of the pound sterling in the UK, and Ireland, by the end of the World As We Know It The Complete Seriesâ once Upon A Time in Mexico starring Antonio Banderas Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp Mickey Rourke, Eva Mendes, Danny Trejo, Enrique Iglesias, Marco Leonardi, Cheech Marin, RubÃ n Blades, and Kathy Baker, directed by Robert Duvall. Starring Robert Duvall. Farrah Fawcett, MIRANDA Richardson, Todd Allen, John Beasley June Carter Cash, Walton Goggins, Billy Joe Shaver; Billy and the Kid; Billy Joe Shaver; Billy and the Kid

(last two phrases repeated until I hit **Stop** )

Referring to the OP, I got:

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> **raz started a thread** did we? get a good mix of music and chat with friends and family in the Middle Ages The Latin Tradition, Ann Arbor: University of Michigan Press. and the Humanities Text Initiative. HTI) and the University of Texas at Austin College of Pharmacy. University of the Sciences In Philadelphia. USP) is a private university that was. founded in by the late s, Gobind Singh Mansukhani. http: Google did did did

(final word repeating _ad infinitum_)

And as for myself, a bit TMI:

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> **Sternvogel is the** did You Know that you don t Know. about Hurts Uncomfortable Anal Dvd review and more. on the announcement; OF the respective States. shall be necessary for the body to be Exhumed in Racial Death. Houston Chronicle, P. A,

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/39 "2005-05-10T21:59:28Z")

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Interesting–it doesn’t always return the same thing. When I tried **The West Memphis Three** , it started by saying they’re innocent, segued into a love letter, then started repeating “I am God”.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/google-talk/303118/40 "2005-05-10T22:12:59Z")

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**Harimad-sol is** doing it right. The Lost art of the United States Government response TO the terms of use and Abuse. of children, s books, the Purple Crayon, and Chalk. Board paint Brush, Set This Circus Down Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets Tim McGraw Tickets

That first bit made me happy.

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