# Googlewhacking for porn **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 19, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894 "2008-03-19T03:04:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/1 "2008-03-19T03:04:02Z")
Go to [http://images.google.com](http://images.google.com); be sure that you turn off “safe search.” The competition is to see who can find the most mundane search in three words or less that still manages to return porn. Soccer hooligan ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/2 "2008-03-19T03:11:57Z")
Corn spit leg Do I win? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/3 "2008-03-19T03:24:20Z")
teabag. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/4 "2008-03-19T03:28:08Z")
soft candy lunch meat carpet bombing diet squirt large melons (ahh, okay, that’s a cheat, maybe, but HOLY COW! Pun intended!) whip it good… What? Who doesn’t like **Devo**? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/5 "2008-03-19T03:30:10Z")
Moonpie ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/6 "2008-03-19T03:36:15Z")
girl ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/7 "2008-03-19T03:40:52Z")
“most mundane search” comes up with a pic of six naked teenage girls from “barely legal 75” on the first page. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/8 "2008-03-19T03:57:41Z")
“Waste of time” returns porn on the first page. That seems rather mundane, in a nihilistic way. While typing in things on my desk, I discovered that “Dust off” shows a guy using a can of compressed air to inflate a blow-up doll – can I get half credit? ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/9 "2008-03-19T05:54:43Z")
I must be tired, but I figured I’d give it a whack, as it were. “Boring desk job” finds porn and pseudo porn on the first page. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/10 "2008-03-19T06:36:06Z")
Oddly, “rooster donkey dog” yields equally innocuous results as “cock ass bitch”. Who woulda thunkit? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/11 "2008-03-19T07:20:34Z")
[“corn muffin recipe”](http://www.bigoven.com/pics%5C110905022449.jpg) is totally pornographic. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/12 "2008-03-19T07:23:15Z")
Seriously though, “junk” summons a picture of a naked chick. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/13 "2008-03-19T17:48:32Z")
Monster. (well, maybe that’s just _too_ easy…) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/14 "2008-03-19T20:28:18Z")
Googlewhack. Although not until page 6. Peanut butter jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/15 "2008-03-19T20:56:42Z")
Used Reindeer Stew brings up nothing pron like at all. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/16 "2008-03-19T21:01:25Z")
What’s the page limit? ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/17 "2008-03-19T21:06:55Z")
Yesterday I was looking for pictures of sunrises on Image Search, and “sunrise” pulled up a picture of a guy and a girl doing it sideways. Evidently her name was “Sunrise”. It’s not doing it today, I see. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/18 "2008-03-19T22:40:13Z")
Squiggy Fires Rockets also seems to be a no hit. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/19 "2008-03-19T23:24:00Z")
One would think “horses donkeys dogs” would be safe, but noooo… ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/20 "2008-03-19T23:41:12Z")
“safe search” I win. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894.md?page=2)