# Googlewhacking for porn **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 19, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894 "2008-03-19T03:04:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/21 "2008-03-20T00:00:53Z")
How about some 1-word searches? _non-nude_ and _clothed_ both return nothing but porn. At least _burka_ returns some non-porn images. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/22 "2008-03-20T02:10:22Z")
Google Image searching just now, “stars” brings me a nekkid female, squatting, with a wide-open beaver. Trying to put together a slide show for _church_, here, people, quit showin’ me all this pron… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/23 "2008-03-20T02:49:19Z")
Nun. The second image is a nun with her tits showing. It only gets nastier from there. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/24 "2008-03-20T04:14:55Z")
pwned ---
**Author:** ![noeinstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/958977/32.png) [@noeinstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noeinstein)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/25 "2008-03-20T12:45:13Z")
I thought Big Mac would bring up something. But, I didn’t find the safe search to turn off. There is a young girl on a Bike that looks interesting. She goes by the tag Big Mac I guess so she made the first page. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/26 "2008-03-20T21:07:42Z")
[QUOTE=Danalan] How about some 1-word searches? [/QUOTE] “Shaved” brings up nothing but porn, but I guess that’s too easy. A corollary challenge would be to find dirty-sounding phrases that _don’t_ turn up any porn: “Tool Chest”, “Dick Trickle”, “Little Big Muff”, “Spotted Dick”, etc. ---
**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/27 "2008-03-21T01:06:51Z")
[QUOTE=Santo Rugger] Oddly, “rooster donkey dog” yields equally innocuous results as “cock ass bitch”. Who woulda thunkit? [/QUOTE] Huh, for me “rooster donkey dog” is mostly pictures related to the story of the Bremen Town Musicians, no porn; “cock ass bitch” is almost exclusively pron. Are you sure you have safe search off. I found one (kinda tame) with “mostly harmless”. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/28 "2008-03-21T04:30:41Z")
I just now entered the word “bubble” in Google images, no intentions of looking for porn. Still, the first page returned three images of a pornographic nature (I’m at home and not at work, fortunately). ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/29 "2008-03-21T04:33:40Z")
Among the same lines, “apple” should probably get you porn too. I’m too lazy to look, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/30 "2008-03-21T04:44:11Z")
“Apple” gets a bunch of computer stuff. “Hello” gets some porny stuff. Same for “friend.” “Nice” is total porn. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/31 "2008-03-21T06:22:40Z")
[QUOTE=noeinstein] I thought Big Mac would bring up something. But, I didn’t find the safe search to turn off. There is a young girl on a Bike that looks interesting. She goes by the tag Big Mac I guess so she made the first page. [/QUOTE] Burger King turns up a chick in a bikini on page 1, and then nothing for at least 8 pages. Unless you count food porn, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/32 "2008-03-21T06:26:59Z")
tarzan jane comes up with an interesting combination of movies, Disney and porn. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/33 "2008-03-21T07:01:18Z")
Whoever would have dreamed that there are so many attractive Hispanic women with the name Griselda? Oddly, “tab a into slot b” does NOT bring up any pornographic photographs. There was one hastily=scribbled cartoon, though. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/34 "2008-03-21T12:24:28Z")
‘Kittens sunshine’ yielded no porn at all in 20 pages (when I got tired of looking). There was a woman in a bikini on the very first hit; a message board avatar of (clothed) cleavage on page 8; and a photo of Paris Hilton (fully clothed) with a Persian kitten on page 14. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/35 "2008-03-21T14:50:33Z")
Since this is basically a game thread, I’ll move it to **The Game Room** for you. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/36 "2008-03-21T14:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Googlewhacking for porn Huhuhuhuhuh. You said “Google”. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/37 "2008-03-21T15:01:35Z")
One Two Cup What do I lose? (besides my lunch) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/38 "2008-03-21T15:11:37Z")
“Annual tax return” is safe at least until page 32, where you can see a [dog getting blown.](http://www.larryhnetka.com/wordpress/wp-content/1%20OCTOBER%202006/canvasdog.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/39 "2008-03-21T17:59:01Z")
“clock mouse golf” …gives you a picture of a pair of women with their tits out and decorated like Mickey Mouse on page 9. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894/40 "2008-03-21T19:57:44Z")
It took 10 pages to get to something NSFW with “hello world”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/googlewhacking-for-porn/441894.md?page=3)