# Goonies aka the Kerri Green UPSKIRT Extravaganza!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 23, 2006, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817 "2006-06-23T02:42:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817/21 "2006-06-25T01:52:06Z")

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[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]  
Been a while since I’ve watched that flick, but wasn’t she in a cheerleader outfit? Cheerleader outfits don’t really count as upskirt, imho. Because those things are designed so that the panty looking bit _has_ to be seen. ymmv.  
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She is shown early in the film to be at cheerleading practice, but it’s just a practice so she’s not in uniform. The skirt she’s wearing in the caves doesn’t look like a cheerleading skirt to me. It was a very short kilt-like kind of skirt but I don’t think it was a cheerleading skirt.

However, even if you don’t think that cheerleading skirts count _technically_, at the end of the day I would just say you can’t argue with results.

Besides, once she’s soaking wet, as she is for most of the movie, to hell with proper terminology!  
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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817/22 "2006-06-25T12:59:46Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
Considering the fact that she did countless nude scenes in several direct to video B movies, I’m not all that dissapointed.  
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I’m not necessarily interested in renting b-movies for the nude scenes, but I’d be curious to see your list because I think you are wrong.

She appears as a teen in a bikini in the kid-friendly comedies Summer Rental and Three for the Road. She was a supernatural baddy in the abysmal Blue Flame. Other than TV appearances… that is it.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817/23 "2006-06-25T13:39:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Waverly]  
I’m not necessarily interested in renting b-movies for the nude scenes, but I’d be curious to see your list because I think you are wrong.

She appears as a teen in a bikini in the kid-friendly comedies Summer Rental and Three for the Road. She was a supernatural baddy in the abysmal Blue Flame. Other than TV appearances… that is it.  
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I believe Bouv was referring to Kari Wuhrer. And she has a pretty long list of nakedness in movies.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817/24 "2006-06-25T13:42:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Waverly]  
I’m not necessarily interested in renting b-movies for the nude scenes, but I’d be curious to see your list because I think you are wrong.

She appears as a teen in a bikini in the kid-friendly comedies Summer Rental and Three for the Road. She was a supernatural baddy in the abysmal Blue Flame. Other than TV appearances… that is it.  
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I can clear this one up. You are thinking of Kerri Green, the subject of the OP. **bouv** was referring to Kari Wuhrer, who most definitely has appeared naked in qute a few films, though she’s not really what I’d call a softcore actress. “Luscious” would be my fave, where Kari plays an artists’ wife whose naked body becomes his favorite brush. Film lives up to its name.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goonies-aka-the-kerri-green-upskirt-extravaganza/361817/25 "2006-06-25T14:00:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Evil Captor]  
“Luscious” would be my fave, where Kari plays an artists’ wife whose naked body becomes his favorite brush. Film lives up to its name.  
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I’m _totally_ taking up painting this summer.

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