# Gordon Ramsey Lookalike Dwarf Porn Star Dragged Into Deep Burrow and Eaten By Badgers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202 "2011-09-13T21:12:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/1 "2011-09-13T21:12:30Z")
I hate it when that happens. > **[Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger](https://www.gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger)** > > U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We... ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/2 "2011-09-13T21:19:19Z")
Were they honey badgers? ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/3 "2011-09-13T21:23:14Z")
Okay seriously. If I click on that, am I gonna get rickrolled? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/4 "2011-09-13T21:30:45Z")
“Officials have not yet ruled out suicide.” ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/5 "2011-09-13T21:32:17Z")
No rickroll. Just a beautiful example of the headline writing arts. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/6 "2011-09-13T21:54:56Z")
Poor little bugger(er). I can’t help but wonder (and am too scared to search to find out) if ‘Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go’ is a real porn title. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/7 "2011-09-13T22:52:56Z")
Former President Gerald Ford eaten by wolves. He was delicious. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/8 "2011-09-14T01:52:24Z")
Badger, badger, badger? :eek: But then again, the source **is** the &^%$# _Sunday Sport_… :rolleyes: And **Mr. Me** , I dared to look and it seems like it’s not a (released) porn title but it IS a song lyric (using the American spelling, however, and “I” instead of “we”). ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/9 "2011-09-14T03:32:50Z")
> [@](#): > > But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3’ 6" performer has been discovered in a badger’s den, partially eaten. Celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars? is there any niche that the porn world won’t cater to? I wonder if anyone had him in the death pool? ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/10 "2011-09-14T14:30:29Z")
From the linked-to article: “But just as Foster was set to join **the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars** …” Is that even a thing? Sure, I could Google that, but do I really _want_ to? Ick ick ick… ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/11 "2011-09-14T15:19:42Z")
The article is from a news journal (Sunday Sport) that hopes one day to be as reputable as the Weekly Word News. Just sayin’. _WWII Bomb Found On Moon School Bus Buried at South Pole_ Good times! ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/12 "2011-09-14T15:27:42Z")
Is that a joke newspaper? ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/13 "2011-09-14T16:24:20Z")
Tragic news, just tragic. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/14 "2011-09-14T16:25:58Z")
Based on just the Gawker article linked to in the OP, it does appear to be a joke: > [@Gawker](#): > > It’s more than a little curious that the internet, aka God’s porn dumping grounds, contains not a single reference to either Percy or Dexter prior to these two news items. But that’s just the cynic in me talking. If the guy were really a porn star, you’d think there’d be some record of his existence. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/15 "2011-09-14T20:21:13Z")
I guess having a lookalike dwarf porn star is the new sign you’ve made it. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/16 "2011-09-14T20:25:42Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Based on just the Gawker article linked to in the OP, it does appear to be a joke: > > If the guy were really a porn star, you’d think there’d be some record of his existence. So Gordon Ramsey lookalike dwar porn star Percy Foster \*wasn’t \*eaten by badgers? Thank goodness! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/17 "2011-09-14T22:18:57Z")
I honestly don’t think even a dwarf could get into a badger’s lair (sett, if we’re picky), let alone dragged in. There’s not mushroom down there. ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/18 "2011-09-15T16:54:26Z")
As mentioned in the article, the life of a celebrity look a like dwarf porn star is hellish, fraught with the stress of fame and noteriety at every turning. This elite group of diminutive erotic performers, due to their rarity, and the physically exhausting nature of their professions seldom last long. The brightest candles burn shortest, or in this case, the opposite as well, is true. Something always comes along to snuff out these unsung heroes of short erotic fan flicks, these sensual impersonators in miniature of fame, these small wonders of titulating transubutation. It can be drugs, or fast living, or extreme risk taking - all in themselves merely indulged in as a balm to the crushing pressures of their careers. Small wonder - he is gone! We don’t need no stinking badgers! It was you and I, with our insatiable demand of more and more celebrity look a like dwarf porn that killed this man, this icon, this star! Hang your heads people… hang your heads! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/19 "2011-09-15T16:56:37Z")
I would like to state for the record that I am opposed to badgers who eat porn star celebrity look alike little people. This is the issue the democrats should run on in 2012. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/20 "2011-09-15T17:02:37Z")
Oh Percy, why didn’t you stick to beaver? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202.md?page=2)