# Gordon Ramsey Lookalike Dwarf Porn Star Dragged Into Deep Burrow and Eaten By Badgers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 13, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202 "2011-09-13T21:12:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/21 "2011-09-15T17:06:29Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Oh Percy, why didn’t you stick to beaver? FTW. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/22 "2011-09-15T17:06:49Z")
Here’s hoping that the runner-up Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf has better survival skills. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/23 "2011-09-15T17:10:32Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > is there any niche that the porn world won’t cater to? Rule 34. No Exceptions. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/24 "2011-09-15T17:20:13Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > So Gordon Ramsey lookalike dwar porn star Percy Foster \*wasn’t \*eaten by badgers? Thank goodness! Thank goodness? What? You’re awfully smug and happy considering badgers are starving. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/25 "2011-09-15T17:37:31Z")
Baby badger: “Oh, Mamma, Gordon Ramsey Lookalike Dwarf Porn Star for dinner _again?_” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/26 "2011-09-15T18:24:37Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > “Officials have not yet ruled out suicide.” Looks like those officials are taking the news pretty hard.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/27 "2011-09-15T19:13:43Z")
Call me insensitive, but I think that many dwarfs look like Gordon Ramsey. Does that make me short-ist? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/28 "2011-09-15T20:23:03Z")
So they weren’t afraid of his snaaaaaaake? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/29 "2011-09-15T20:26:32Z")
It’s on a rare day that a headline like that would be the [second weirdest…](http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/14/us-toronto-trespass-idUSTRE78D7RY20110914) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/30 "2011-09-15T20:56:09Z")
> [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](#): > > Call me insensitive, but I think that many dwarfs look like Gordon Ramsey. Does that make me short-ist? Well, it definitely puts you on the short list. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/31 "2011-09-15T22:25:04Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > It’s on a rare day that a headline like that would be the [second weirdest…](http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/14/us-toronto-trespass-idUSTRE78D7RY20110914) I love the fact that Reuters felt it necessary to add this sentence: > [@](#): > > A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202/32 "2011-09-15T23:15:21Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > I love the fact that Reuters felt it necessary to add this sentence: Well, they’re not sold in this country… We just have to make do with dead dwarf celebrity lookalikes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gordon-ramsey-lookalike-dwarf-porn-star-dragged-into-deep-burrow-and-eaten-by-badgers/596202.md?page=1)