# Gore Bashing! Step right up! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 28, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911 "2000-09-28T19:18:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/1 "2000-09-28T19:18:56Z")
Whumping on that mental midget George W. Bush is just too easy. Let’s get down to some nice evenhanded roasting here. Anyone who feels inclined to, please submit facts or anecdotes about this slimeball Gore. Selling bulls at auction for ten times the price in exchange for clout? Put it here. “I started the internet?” This is the spot. “My wife, the loose censorship cannon?” Welcome aboard. Let’s go! [Superintendent Chalmers] “Good Lord! The rod up that man’s butt must have a rod up _it’s_\* butt!” [/Superintendent Chalmers] A more perfect description of Al Gore does not exist. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/2 "2000-09-28T19:24:37Z")
Thus spake Prince Albert: I didn’t know there was any fundraising going on! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/3 "2000-09-28T23:35:55Z")
You know, comparing Al Gore to Principal Seymour Skinner is pretty damn accurate. For some reason, George Bush makes me think of Mayor Quimby. Perot reminds me of C. Montgomery Burns. Pat Buchannan reminds me of Reverend Lovejoy. Ralph Nader reminds me of Ned Flanders. I wonder - are there other parallels as well? ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/4 "2000-09-28T23:52:37Z")
Hillary Clinton reminds me of the late Maude Flanders ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/5 "2000-09-28T23:58:14Z")
Bill Clinton reminds me of Barney Gumbel (braindead goofball), Hillary reminds me of Mrs. Krabappel (slutty bitch who fucks with kids’ minds), and Chelsea reminds me of Poochy the Rockin’ Dog (c’mon, the canine elements are all there). 😃 Anyway, 'nuff with the Adams… I mean, Clinton family… My take on Mr. Gore has always been (well, since the DNC, anyway): “Anyone who can make out with Tipper in public can NOT be a rational or intelligent person.” ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/6 "2000-09-29T00:33:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > **…and Chelsea reminds me of Poochy the Rockin’ Dog (c’mon, the canine elements are all there).** But does she recycle _ **TO THE EXTREME!!!** _? (insert Bill n’ Ted guitar riff) FTR - I think Chelsea’s cute, and my only objection to her is her unfortunate choice of parents. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/7 "2000-09-29T01:08:18Z")
exxxccuuuuuuuuuuuse me… Al loves the Grateful Dead…he invited them to the white house…and he ADMITS he inhaled… I love Al. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/8 "2000-09-29T01:26:10Z")
Gore has already explained that all illegal activities took place while he was in the bathroom. Some of you guys seem to think that’s hard to believe or something. Besides, Al and Tipper were the basis for \*Love Story,\*and he was the driving force behind the internet, so have a little respect. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/9 "2000-09-29T01:41:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* > \*\*You know, comparing Al Gore to Principal Seymour Skinner is pretty damn accurate. > > For some reason, George Bush makes me think of Mayor Quimby. > > Perot reminds me of C. Montgomery Burns. > > Pat Buchannan reminds me of Reverend Lovejoy. > > Ralph Nader reminds me of Ned Flanders. > > I wonder - are there other parallels as well? > \*\* Anth! Damnthracite! What am I going to do with you? Quimby has JFK’s voice and you compare him to Bush? (Kerflush) There goes all of my preconceived notions. Your library listing alone cuts you so much slack that I am barely able to stand it! ::enticing sounds:: Come hither to this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39219). ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/10 "2000-09-29T02:17:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > **Your library listing alone cuts you so much slack that I am barely able to stand it!** Library listing? > [@](#): > > **Come hither to this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39219).** It’s a nice thread, I’ve been following it. But will be too busy to cook for another 3 weeks yet. So I will have to wait before trying anything. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/11 "2000-09-29T02:32:05Z")
Dear Anthracite, I refer to your library catalog in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39327) thread. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/12 "2000-09-29T02:45:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Al loves the Grateful Dead…he invited them to the white house…and he ADMITS he inhaled… Still doesn’t change the fact that he’s married to Tipper. Worse, he seems to be _happily_ married to her 😃 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/13 "2000-09-29T02:49:57Z")
Ah, Bush is a fuck head, Gore kicks ass. Nothing more to be said here. Move along. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/14 "2000-09-29T03:03:50Z")
I wouldn’t trust George Bush to run a convenience store, let alone the world’s most powerful country. If it was Bush’s Gas & Go instead of Bush’s Government and Oil Gravy Train, G Dub would be the night manager that the employees loved to work for because it meant they could goof off and steal candy bars and no one would notice. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/15 "2000-09-29T03:20:47Z")
Here’s a thought… has everyone heard of the “Smackdown Challenge”? The WWF’s offer to hold a debate 'tween Dubbers and Gore’ems, moderated by Jesse Ventura? Perhaps we should issue a “Doper Challenge” to the two of them… issue 'em both SN’s, and have them come to GD to duke it out there. Lieberman and Cheney can come along to be the bootlickers. Lieberman: “Ha! Good post, Al!” Cheney: “I give that flame a 10, Georgie.” ---
**Author:** ![CLedet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@CLedet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CLedet)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/16 "2000-09-29T03:38:17Z")
If Al Gore tells you that the sky is blue, you better look up. In response to previous posts, Bush HAS run many private company’s. Gore has been a parasite on the ass of the American taxpayers all his life (A/K/A career politician). If Gore has a problem with his dogs medication being cheaper than his mothers, he should just give her the dogs medicine. But wait, his staff admitted he lied about that to. I would bet you dollars to doughnuts that his real name is’nt even Al Gore. Bush may not be the sharpest, but Gore is a flat out liar. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/17 "2000-09-29T03:41:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Gore is a flat out liar. That’s not true! He invented the Internet! Uh… But… but… but… butlook at BUSH… man, that guy’s clearly on mental-par with Forrest Gump, he can’t even say “subliminal”… It’s obvious that he can’t run a country, because everyone knows that appearances are everything. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/18 "2000-09-29T04:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Gore is a flat out liar. > > That’s not true! He invented the Internet! > > Uh… > > But… but… but… butlook at BUSH… man, that guy’s clearly on mental-par with Forrest Gump, he can’t even say “subliminal”… It’s obvious that he can’t run a country, because everyone knows that appearances are everything. \*\* Run Forrest! Run!!! ---
**Author:** ![jabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/db5fbb/32.png) [@jabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/19 "2000-09-29T07:36:20Z")
I know Tipper is a crazy old bitch, but I saw some pictures of her from the late 60’s and 70’s and damn, would I like to knock the dust off that pussy! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911/20 "2000-09-29T14:37:10Z")
> [@](#): > > Bush HAS run many private company’s. And the only time he didn’t fuck it up was when President Daddy procured for him a lucrative oil deal with Bahrain. And he would have fucked up the Rangers, too, if he hadn’t have used his authority to force the town of Arlington into spending $20 million on a stadium. Sure, Gore may be a crusty parasite, but Bush couldn’t run a major business to save his life. MR [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gore-bashing-step-right-up/34911.md?page=2)