# Gore's daughter...wow **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 21, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169 "2000-08-21T15:57:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/1 "2000-08-21T15:57:40Z")
I mean…WOW. She’s pretty amazing, don’t you think? Mmmmmm… Just letting out some testosterone. Jman ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/2 "2000-08-21T16:04:24Z")
Here I am, expecting to get the definitive spelling of her name - and still no name! How is the Postal Service going to know who to deliver my love … uhh, I mean my letters of political support to her. Yeah, I thought she was pretty great. It was funny, looking at the Gore family I was just wincing at all the crap they’re going to get from right-wing broadcasters (well, just Limbaugh, but he counts as several anyway) just for existing. Sad but true - personal attacks aren’t confined to the candidate, but tend to extend to his family as well. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/3 "2000-08-21T16:36:05Z")
Was she (as Bob Seger once put it) the “black-haired beauty with big, dark eyes” on the convention stage when Al accepted the nomination? If so, she is indeed yummy. But four words should quash any lustful feelings toward her: “Tipper Gore as mother-in-law.” Can you imagine? The stereo at their house is probably more poorly EQ’d than Tom Cruise’s parents’ in “Risky Business.” ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/4 "2000-08-21T16:58:40Z")
Are we talking about Karenna Gore Schiff here? Or the younger, still single hotties, Kristin and Sarah? Because they all have it going on! Except I could never accept Tipper as a mother-in-law. I still think she’s a bitch from her PMRC days. ---
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/5 "2000-08-21T18:00:44Z")
Okay, I’m curious… somebody wanna send me a link to a pic or something?? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/6 "2000-08-21T18:19:16Z")
Ah, the Gore girls. Yes, I remember seeing them oh so briefly during Clintons first election. After that, they mostly weren’t seen much. Stunning, though. PMRC, yeah, if Tipper’d had her way you’d be left with John Denver and Yanni albums. Heck of a mom-in-law. Woohoo. It might be fun to see Al’s reaction, though, when a normal person came home with his daughter, handed him a six-pack and offered to teach him how to fix that squeek under his hood… (would never happen, tho’) ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/7 "2000-08-21T20:26:33Z")
here’s some links to pics they aren’t that good but you’ll get the idea [http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20000814/en/convention\_gore\_family\_981.html](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20000814/en/convention_gore_family_981.html) [http://www.addict.com/ATN/issues/1.11/Columns/American\_Grandstand/](http://www.addict.com/ATN/issues/1.11/Columns/American_Grandstand/) I’ll try to find some more Also apparently, the youngest, Sarah, was busted for underage alcohol consumption when she was 16. And there are rumors that Albert III left St. Albans school for being busted with some marijuana. hush hush, though. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/8 "2000-08-21T20:55:10Z")
I don’t find them particularly special but I’d do them because I’ll do anything that wears a skirt. Besides I am still trying to get over the disgust of seeing Gore give that kiss to his wife. It looked totally contrived and unnatural and disgusting. Ugh. At least Clinton did not make us watch. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/9 "2000-08-21T21:27:40Z")
Albert III sure seems to be a prodigal. Turns out he was recently arrested in North Carolina driving a cool 100mph on the highway. Wonder what his big hurry was? MR ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/10 "2000-08-21T21:30:26Z")
The link for the above story is [here](http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20000819/el/brf_gore_s_son_ticket_1.html). MR ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/11 "2000-08-21T22:00:05Z")
You mean the Gore’s are real human beings? The tragedy! Anyways, I noticed Karenna back in ‘92, she was smokin’. She still looks damn hot, but theres something really delicious about quasi-wholesome Kristen. What an ass too! Maybe I could enjoy politics after all. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/12 "2000-08-21T22:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > I don’t find them particularly special but I’d do them because I’ll do anything that wears a skirt. sailor, allow me to introduce you to Omniscient and UncleBeer. [http://www.angelfire.com/md2/araerie/chicago3.htm](http://www.angelfire.com/md2/araerie/chicago3.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/13 "2000-08-22T00:16:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ivar \* > \*\*Are we talking about Karenna Gore Schiff here? > Or the younger, still single hotties, Kristin and Sarah? > Because they all have it going on! > > Except I could never accept Tipper as a mother-in-law. I still think she’s a bitch from her PMRC days. \*\* I was talking about Karenna. She looks considerably better than that picture that was posted. Jman ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/14 "2000-08-22T01:58:15Z")
Added bonus for Kristen: She’s a comedy writer for Futurama. Looks and a sense of humor! ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/15 "2000-08-22T02:00:14Z")
Or at least I think it’s for Futurama. But it could have been for something else. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/16 "2000-08-22T03:52:47Z")
I guess I am not as horny as I first thought. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/17 "2000-08-22T07:13:14Z")
Yeah, she writes for Futurama. They seem like pretty good kids. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/18 "2000-08-22T12:38:50Z")
Yeah they are nice looking…um… _drags toes in dirt_ But I would rather be stuck in an elevator with Clinton’s daughter. 🙂 Osip ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/19 "2000-08-22T12:55:52Z")
mmmmmmmmmm.Karenna. mmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169/20 "2000-08-22T17:07:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osip \* > \*\*Yeah they are nice looking…um… _drags toes in dirt_ But I would rather be stuck in an elevator with Clinton’s daughter. > > 🙂 > > Osip \*\* Oooooh, a secret Chelsea lover! Yeah she turned out alright, but it would be hard to get any with the Secret Service around all the time. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gores-daughter-wow/30169.md?page=2)