# Gorilla man get a girl frend for fucks sake. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130 "2007-12-15T20:30:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/21 "2007-12-16T01:51:59Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] Is Cunto in Shakespeare? [/QUOTE] In Roots, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/22 "2007-12-16T02:00:18Z")
[QUOTE=Lionne] Link? [/QUOTE] [link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8uTY4p_WyI) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/23 "2007-12-16T02:05:28Z")
It seems **GorillaMan** , \*\*the PC apeman \*\* and \*\*A Monkey with a Gun \*\* are banding together. Figures. Well, maybe stretching it with **A Monkey With a Gun** , but it’s all for species unity. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/24 "2007-12-16T02:09:50Z")
Spank the gorilla hasn’t got the same ring to it at all at all. ---
**Author:** ![coffinjumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@coffinjumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffinjumper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/25 "2007-12-16T02:16:52Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] Spank the gorilla hasn’t got the same ring to it at all at all. [/QUOTE] That because it’s supposed to be “grapple the gorilla” ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/26 "2007-12-16T02:26:15Z")
[QUOTE=GorillaMan] GorillaMan’s Final Thought: _Learn when to press the space bar._ [/QUOTE] This should have been the first thought. That shit gave me a headache. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/27 "2007-12-16T02:33:56Z")
Come on guys, are we playing Mornington Crescent or not? I’m going apeshit waiting for somebody to make a move. (Finally, I thought of one.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/28 "2007-12-16T02:35:20Z")
[QUOTE=Lust4Life] I posted about Mutton not being commonally eaten in the U.K,you jump in without and say NO.NO.but without any cite. [/QUOTE] He’s on the lamb but he ain’t no sheep. ---
**Author:** ![coffinjumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@coffinjumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffinjumper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/29 "2007-12-16T02:40:19Z")
Don’t go bananas on us, there’s no rhesus for it. (I just can’t stop dammit!) ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/30 "2007-12-16T02:41:24Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] He’s on the lamb but he ain’t no sheep. [/QUOTE] ewe! that was bahhhhd. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/31 "2007-12-16T03:09:21Z")
[QUOTE=Siam Sam] It seems **GorillaMan** , \*\*the PC apeman \*\* and \*\*A Monkey with a Gun \*\* are banding together. Figures. Well, maybe stretching it with **A Monkey With a Gun** , but it’s all for species unity. [/QUOTE] Bros before hos. I really don’t have a marmoset in this fight ---
**Author:** ![the\_PC\_apeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_PC\_apeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_PC_apeman)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/32 "2007-12-16T03:10:38Z")
Marmoset, ready, go: Tottenham Court Road ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/33 "2007-12-16T03:44:25Z")
[QUOTE=wring] ewe! that was bahhhhd. [/QUOTE] It’s all right, it’s [all right](http://www.goldlyrics.com/song_lyrics/blue_oyster_cult/blue_oyster_cult/i_m_on_the_lamb_but_i_ain_t_no_sheep). ---
**Author:** ![Fish\_Nya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@Fish\_Nya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Nya)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/34 "2007-12-16T07:03:02Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] He’s on the lamb but he ain’t no sheep. [/QUOTE] Are we switching over to sheep puns now? The monkeys will feel left out. If only there was a way to [join the two.](http://youtube.com/watch?v=jEwERdL-zwY) ---
**Author:** ![coffinjumper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@coffinjumper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffinjumper)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/35 "2007-12-16T07:17:24Z")
[QUOTE=Fish Nya] Are we switching over to sheep puns now? The monkeys will feel left out. If only there was a way to [join the two.](http://youtube.com/watch?v=jEwERdL-zwY) [/QUOTE] If that lamb doesn’t watch out it might end up in-simian-ated while everyone watches on Pay-Per-Ewe. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/36 "2007-12-16T07:56:39Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] Of course there is another, less prurient explanation, which is that **Lust4Life** is perpetually wrong. [/QUOTE] Well if I’m "perpetually wrong"then in this post I wish to state categorically that you **jjimm** are perpetually right in everything you post. The thought that \*\*Gorillaman \*\* is supposedly educating our children is very depressing,a case of the blind leading the blind. Apart from that I’ve mutton else to say. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/37 "2007-12-16T09:25:53Z")
Did we ever get any links? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/38 "2007-12-16T09:46:40Z")
[QUOTE=Sapo] Did we ever get any links? [/QUOTE] I’m a computer dummy I’m afraid and dont know how to do them. I just thank god that my incredible good looks make up for my deficiencies in the I.T. department.(No doubt the reason for **gorillaman** s stalking of me on these message boards.) ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/39 "2007-12-16T10:54:50Z")
[QUOTE=Lust4Life] (No doubt the reason for **gorillaman** s stalking of me on these message boards.) [/QUOTE] The sound of a gorilla trying to stalk something: _ **…THUD THUD THUD THUD…** _ ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130/40 "2007-12-16T11:19:39Z")
**Lust4Life** , since none of us seem to take the notion of **GorillaMan** stalking you seriously, maybe you might reconsider. He just honestly disagrees with you. He doesn’t strike me as being someone who relishes negative attention. Making a link is easy and just about essential on this board. Why not go to ATMB and ask **Tuba** or someone else how to do it. I know how, but I haven’t figured out how to _show_ someone how. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gorilla-man-get-a-girl-frend-for-fucks-sake/430130.md?page=3)