# goround zero of jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 30, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240 "2011-04-30T00:56:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/41 "2011-05-02T01:34:36Z")

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The thread title makes me merry.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/42 "2011-05-02T10:16:15Z")

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> [@flatlined](#):
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> I bought another colander.

My chicken crossed the road to the Home Appliance Centre and bought me a **bigger** one.

It comes with a 12month warranty too!!

Neener, neener. 😛

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/43 "2011-05-02T10:57:14Z")

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The OP has a point, guys. New rule around here: only make jokes that are **necessary**. Starting now.

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**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2011, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/44 "2011-05-02T18:33:43Z")

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I consider myself to be a person with a fairly well-rounded understanding of the world around me. Here is a complete list of all the things that I do not understand:

- The appeal of golf
- Baking
- Group theory
- Social cues
- Why Tim Kurkjian is allowed to be a sports broadcaster
- This thread

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/45 "2011-05-03T17:52:09Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> The OP has a point, guys. New rule around here: only make jokes that are **necessary**. Starting now.

No.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/46 "2011-05-03T17:56:06Z")

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That wasn’t necessary.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goround-zero-of-jokes/580240/47 "2011-05-03T18:42:16Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> That wasn’t necessary.

😃

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