# Got an insurrection to go to but can't find a sitter?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 27, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857 "2021-02-27T00:33:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857/1 "2021-02-27T00:33:04Z")

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Stumbled over this and thought it was funny.

[https://tacticalbabygear.com/collections/closeout/products/woodlands-camo-tactical-baby-carrier](https://tacticalbabygear.com/collections/closeout/products/woodlands-camo-tactical-baby-carrier)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857/2 "2021-02-27T00:39:57Z")

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Not bulletproof. Baby not included.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857/3 "2021-02-27T00:53:15Z")

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Is there room for baby’s sidearm?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857/4 "2021-02-27T00:59:18Z")

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Using your baby as a human shield seems rather Dr. Zachary Smith-ish.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857/5 "2021-02-27T01:28:45Z")

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Not so hypothetical. There was in fact a mother and son pair at the insurrection.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-an-insurrection-to-go-to-but-cant-find-a-sitter/933857/6 "2021-02-27T01:36:09Z")

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^ His little onesie said, “Baby’s First Uprising!”