# Got any good jokes? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 5, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685 "2025-10-05T12:24:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/1 "2025-10-05T12:24:43Z")
I thought we had a thread for this but if we do, it is some years old. I searched for jokes in the title. **So, Dopers, ya got any good jokes?** You get points if it can be told in mixed company, and plus-plus points if it can be appreciated by adults and children. Raunchy, off-color jokes? Bring ‘em here! I heard a decent one recently. It’s more for those who own or appreciate firearms… Q — How are guns better than wives? A — Your 44 won’t be upset if you replace it with a 22. • **Thread warning: raunchy, off-color jokes may follow.** **Ya dun bin warned!** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/2 "2025-10-05T12:27:39Z")
I like my in-laws joke and I’ve probably shared it somewhere here before. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are WANTED ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/3 "2025-10-05T12:33:36Z")
How do you get a gay guy to have sex with your mother? NSFW - You shit in her cunt I can’t recall which comedian came up with that, but it ranks as one of the most offensive I know. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/4 "2025-10-05T12:34:26Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > I thought we had a thread for this but if we do, it is some years old. You didn’t even have to search; it’s currently active. > [@More Jokes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/6764): > > Read the vowels in ‘Celine Dion’ out loud. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/5 "2025-10-05T12:40:57Z")
Well the search failed! Added — I tried the search again and that thread still doesn’t come up. I get hits with singular and plural, but not that thread. SW bug! Added 2 — mods please close this thread. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/6 "2025-10-05T12:47:02Z")
Before this is closed, @scudsucker that’s nasty! But still, allowed. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-good-jokes/1023685/7 "2025-10-05T13:06:01Z")