Got any good "old people" names?

My brother and his ex had a Basset named Foberty. No telling whose name they borrowed, but it fit that dog to a T.

Names already mentioned that I would pick for a sad-faced, ear-dragging dog would include:

Claude
Leonard (but spelled Lynyrd)
Silas
Vernon
Eugene

and from my list Virgil.

There’s no telling how often I will say (under my breath) to some shithook in traffic, “Goddammit! Move it, Virgil!”

Benjamin, Ezekiel, Seth, Mordecai.

Prudence, Tatiana, Josephine, Cleopatra.

Triskadecamus.

Rumpole.

Rumpleforeskin…:wink:
Havelock
Mustrum

Let’s not forget Ethel and Willard and, courtesy of my aunts who both died in their late 90s, Audra and Maybelle and their cousin Myra.

ETA: Oops, I see someone already mentioned Ethel. How 'bout I substitute it with Delmar - another cousin. Why yes, we were farm people, why do you ask?

Hey! Leave my mother out of this!

I had a great uncle Halleck. Other ancestors were Harriet, Nellie, Elona, Calvin, Jehiel, Delilah & Sampson (yes, really: they were siblings), Benoni, Thankful, Patience, Ezekial, Hezekiah, Levi, Wesley.

We’re dogsitting a Boxer named Gracie. The jokes are too obvious.

Moses

Chef, your mom’s name is Clem? Short for Clementine? :smiley:

I don’t know … the name Virgil is kind of growing on me as creeping-up cool. And I have a 2-year-old nephew named Elias! Maybe I’m secretly an old person. :eek:

My contributions, from my own family:

Dorothy (my middle name, actually!)
Victor
Imogene
Flossie
Madge
Bert
Eleanor
Bruce
Some other goodies:

Granville
Maureen
Cyril
Cecil
Blanche

The old lady who lived across from me when I was a child (Winifred) had a dog named Mitzi. My Pop (Ellis) had a dog named Bunty. So… old people names that old people named their own dogs.

Seconding Ethel and adding a Beulah.

Wilbur or Walter for a male.

It’s amazing to me how many of these names are family names of mine and classmates and such.

I’m wondering if some antithetical names might be fun to provide (not really a hijack but more of an extension of the OP’s efforts), just for contrast as names that just don’t seem to fit a Basset:

Fifi
Lance
Bullet
Max
Tina
Magnum
Geraldo
Kyser
Nestor
Justin
Danny

God, I could spend the rest of the day at this!

Thinking back to my grandparent’s and great-grandparent’s generation:

  • Flossie
  • Shirley
  • Muriel
  • Lenore
  • Florence
  • Minerva

I just thought of an AWESOME name for a female basset: Mavis.

Peggy

I’m a fan of “crusty old prospector” names.

Hezekiah
Mordecai
Aloysius
Zebediah

etc.

Hmm, apparently I have given both my children old people names. Both peaked before the chart. Sorry kids. I consider them “classic” not old.

Waldo or Waldorf

That opens up some possibilities for a litter of them:

Elvis
Purvis
Davis
Reavis
Jarvis

I used to babysit for some people with a Basset named Flounder.