# Got any St Pat's Day jokes?

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**Created:** [March 14, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-any-st-pats-day-jokes/810550 "2018-03-14T15:29:51Z")\
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**buddha\_david** posted this one in a thread not too long ago.

> [@Not (very) offensive ethnic jokes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/not-very-offensive-ethnic-jokes/808370/62):
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> A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the other and says, “How’s it going? Where you from?”
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> The other guy says “Ireland.”
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> The first drunk says “That’s cool! I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have a round for Ireland!” They both drink merrily.
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> Then the first guy says “So where in Ireland are you from?”
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> “Dublin.”
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> “Dublin? Awesome! I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another round for Dublin!” Once again, they both drink merrily.
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> Then the first guy asks, “So where did you go to school?”
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> “St. Mary’s, class of '62” answers the other guy.
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> “Incredible! I graduated in '62 from St. Mary’s, too! Let’s have a round for St. Mary’s!” Once again, they suck down another round.
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> Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He asks the bartender, “So what’s going on today?”
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> The bartender answers, “Nothing; the O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

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