# Got escargot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427 "2004-04-28T03:45:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/1 "2004-04-28T03:45:22Z")
Got escargot?[Why yes we do!](http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=2;w=350) Not hungry for snails? How about [some catfish](http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=30;w=350), Got plenty of that too! No catfish! Well shoot you are picky! [Well no one can resist a deep fried cow brain sandwich!](http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=34;w=350) Tuck in now! For dessert how about a little …[fruitcake](http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=54;w=350) or [pumpkin pie?](http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=70;w=350) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/2 "2004-04-28T03:52:03Z")
I had escargots last Thursday. They weren’t that big, though. “Dangerous”? What, do they pounce? ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/3 "2004-04-28T04:58:13Z")
“Waiter, there are snails on her plate” AAARRRGGGHHH!!! (the sounds of death by snail whatever they might be). Unclviny ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/4 "2004-04-29T02:27:52Z")
Hell, those things are so big you’ed have to fillet them. They bring to mind the 1958 SiFi thriller, _ **The Crawling Eye** _ ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/5 "2004-04-29T14:55:56Z")
I do not think those links go where you think they go. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/6 "2004-04-29T15:39:02Z")
Yeah, the first link goes to a picture of a giant ham and cheese sammich. The pictures must change daily. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/7 "2004-04-29T16:20:10Z")
> [@](#): > > I do not think those links go where you think they go. Click on the link and when it opens, click on the “next” arrow, and it will take you to the correct pic. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-escargot/242427/8 "2004-04-29T17:14:40Z")
> [@JuanitaTech](#): > > Yeah, the first link goes to a picture of a giant ham and cheese sammich. > > The pictures must change daily. Well wax my pussy bald!! Sorry about that! I forgot the net never stops moving…moving…never stops moving… moving … stops movingm …oooh getting queasy… Time for lunch!