# Got incredibly drunk and said some perverted things to some friends

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 9, 2016, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601 "2016-02-09T04:39:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601/41 "2016-02-10T14:14:43Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> Nobody ever calls you “Gigi the church builder”, right?

😃

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601/42 "2016-02-10T16:24:15Z")

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> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#):
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> Wha? It would be a _lot_ scarier if it _wasn’t_ self-inflicted - ie if someone had dosed her drink.
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> Good point. Women should never go to bars or clubs, and shouldn’t go to parties that aren’t all-female. :rolleyes:

Then you get the other whine. “Why are you such a bitch? Why don’t you trust men? Only a few men are rapists, you shouldn’t suspect them all.”

This rolleyes is pathetic but it’s all I’ve got. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601/43 "2016-02-10T17:30:18Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It could only be an angel, **Happy**.

Every time a drunk woman touches her friend’s dick, an angel gets it’s wings.

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**Author:** ![llcoolbj77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@llcoolbj77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llcoolbj77)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601/44 "2016-02-10T18:34:49Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Personally, I like to scream at children over broccoli then register an account on a strange message board and ask for advice about it. But that’s me.

😃 One of my favorite threads of all times…

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601/45 "2016-02-10T19:32:28Z")

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Link please? Sounds like it would be a fun thread to read.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2016, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-incredibly-drunk-and-said-some-perverted-things-to-some-friends/745601/46 "2016-02-21T07:20:13Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> “Why are you such a bitch? Why don’t you trust men? Only a few men are rapists, you shouldn’t suspect them all.”

Replace “men” with “Blacks” and see how this reads.

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