# Got milk..or anything else? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 10, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005 "2001-07-10T23:42:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/1 "2001-07-10T23:42:41Z")
Just reading my local news station’s website for some weather info, and [this](http://www.channel3000.com/sh/news/wisconsin/stories/news-wisconsin-86612820010710-170736.html) catches my eye. OK, it gets a little lonely on the farm, but sheeesh! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/2 "2001-07-10T23:57:57Z")
ah, that’s nothing… here in pa we have the guy who turned a road kill deer into a live-in girlfriend. i still wonder how one makes the leap between: “oh that poor dead deer. i’ll just take it home to give it a proper burial.” to " gee deer, you’re looking smashing tonight… how 'bout we…" the sheriff that arrested him was baffled about his confessing the details. at least the guy in the op choose live animals. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/3 "2001-07-11T01:45:17Z")
He probably didn’t think it was all that Ba-a-a-d. :: Ducks and runs for cover! :: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/4 "2001-07-11T02:00:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rocking chair \* > \*\*ah, that’s nothing… here in pa we have the guy who turned a road kill deer into a live-in girlfriend. i still wonder how one makes the leap between: “oh that poor dead deer. i’ll just take it home to give it a proper burial.” to " gee deer, you’re looking smashing tonight… how 'bout we…" > > the sheriff that arrested him was baffled about his confessing the details. > > at least the guy in the op choose live animals. \*\* Oh SHIT, I remember that! We were laughing about it in school-that was my senior year in high school! ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/5 "2001-07-11T02:13:09Z")
I can imagine his pick up line: “How **MOO** doin’?” :d&r: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/6 "2001-07-11T02:23:13Z")
Oh please. Let’s not act so surprised here. There’s all these single cows, walking around naked, seductively swishing their tails back and forth, not even making a semblance of an attempt at modestly covering thier large pedulant udders, batting those big cow-eyes. A herd full of sluts, is all they are - they were _asking_ for it! He’s only human after all. How much can a man take before he acts on his desires! He was just wanting a little taste of rump roast, same as anyone. Am I right? Who’s with me?! [sound of crickets chriping] Anyone? [more crickets] ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/7 "2001-07-11T02:33:42Z")
Note to self: Next time **Crunchy** wants to “go get some tail”, do NOT, under any circumstances, go with him. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/got-milk-or-anything-else/72005/8 "2001-07-11T02:41:17Z")
HAHAHAHHAaaaa… _wipes away tears_ Thanks, guys. _grins_ I feel so much better now. Though I have to admit I’m staying away from **Crunchy** from now on, too.