# Gotta find somebody to kiss.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815 "2000-12-30T19:27:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/1 "2000-12-30T19:27:10Z")

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Well, that’s it. I now have 34 1/2 hours to find someone to kiss with when the ball drops. If I don’t, this will be the first New Year’s in 10 years that I won’t kiss somebody. And it just wouldn’t be right without it.

I can’t start my New Year off this way. This past year has sucked so hard, and if I start the new millenium without kissing somebody, I’m doomed to a thousand years of bad luck I’m sure. That’s like my next 14 lives!! Oh, bother, what am I gonna do?

Well I’ve started it, so, lament your New Year’s woes here.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/2 "2000-12-30T19:28:41Z")

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I haven’t had a New Year’s kiss in-- Well, a really long time. I welcome bad luck.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/3 "2000-12-30T19:35:16Z")

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This will be my first new years in 4 years without my (now) ex ☹ we started ‘going out’ new years '97.

Thanks for reminding me. I’m going to go cry for a few hours now.

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/4 "2000-12-30T19:35:48Z")

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I’ve never had a New Year’s kiss, ya whiner.  
No, I’m not bitter, why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/5 "2000-12-30T19:40:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AndYrAStar \*  
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> Thanks for reminding me. I’m going to go cry for a few hours now. \*\*

Oh… ☹ I’m sorry. Tell ya what. I’ll send each and everyone of you a virtual, astrally projected, mental New Years kiss. K?

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/6 "2000-12-30T19:55:39Z")

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Never had a new Year’s kiss.

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/7 "2000-12-30T20:02:05Z")

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Haven’t had one in… I don’t even want to remember how long.

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**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/8 "2000-12-30T20:06:21Z")

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I didn’t get one last year, I had to be at the fire department – I will get one this year though…

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/9 "2000-12-30T20:08:16Z")

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Nobody to kiss, unless you count my girlfriend in Alabama.

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**Author:** ![Crash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c0e974/32.png) [@Crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crash)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/10 "2000-12-30T20:11:28Z")

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I’ve never had a new years kiss.

Can I send out kisses for the new year?

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/11 "2000-12-30T20:12:04Z")

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Hmmm…I seem to be on the opposite side of the fence as most of y’all. Last year was actually one of the first years that I’ve had a real kiss on New Year’s Eve. This year, though, I’m going to a smaller party, with more couples, so looks like I’ll be drinking alone on the couch when all of the merry couples are making merry.  
Oh well, c’est la vie!

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**Author:** ![Knowledge\_Brings\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Knowledge\_Brings\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowledge_Brings_Fear)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/12 "2000-12-30T20:15:03Z")

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&)

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/13 "2000-12-30T20:19:10Z")

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Well, I’m not going to be with my husband this year, so technically, I don’t have anyone to kiss. I’ll be around a lot of folks that I can kiss if I want to, on the cheek, real friendly-like, though. At least they’re really good friends! 😃

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**Author:** ![Knowledge\_Brings\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Knowledge\_Brings\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowledge_Brings_Fear)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/14 "2000-12-30T20:20:25Z")

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&)

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/15 "2000-12-30T20:49:38Z")

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Well, my boyfriend promised that he would spend New Years with me, and he has never broken a promise to me yet. So I’ll have someone to kiss.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/16 "2000-12-30T20:50:40Z")

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Of course, I informed him that if he didn’t spend it with me, then I was going to get a kiss anyway.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/17 "2000-12-30T20:54:05Z")

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Well, I can’t get to Virginia before tomorrow night to kiss who I want to kiss. I think I’m just going to kiss every single one of my friends at the party tomorrow night…although I will get some strange looks…

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/18 "2000-12-30T20:58:30Z")

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Maybe I’ll just kiss Falcon. I can just imagine my girlfriend when I kiss her.

Oops. I just spewed my secret.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/19 "2000-12-30T21:29:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> **This year, though, I’m going to a smaller party, with more couples, so looks like I’ll be drinking alone on the couch when all of the merry couples are making merry.**

Maybe so, but at some point that night, you’ll be getting a kiss from me. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-find-somebody-to-kiss/47815/20 "2000-12-30T21:50:43Z")

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Well, until about a half hour ago, it didn’t look like I was doing anything at all for New Year’s Eve. Now that it seems my best friend and his wife are dropping by, my kissing choices are pretty much limited to his wife (_Hmmmm… nah_). That’s alright though. I had a decent run while it lasted and I’ll more than make up for it in 2001.

Always lookin’ on the bright side…

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